Nick Corbett

Oi/Mate. Pure of heart but useless with keys.

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@danielsgoldman @secretsandlaws 💯

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@Acyn @NotHoodlum I don’t get why people keep calling this dementia. He’s a one dimensional narcissist. He’s never been able to human correctly. This is nothing new. It’s impossible for decent people to understand but it’s nothing new.

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@JoJoFromJerz @SenBillCassidy Exactly!

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@ProjectGokuu Interesting. But as well as a placebo effect, I’d imagine it’s possible that when you’re told it’s a workout, you treat it more like one. So, you become more intentionally active whilst working?

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@Ducnghia16 Justin Rose has never sounded better.

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@ricwe123 Very nicely written. It still boggles the mind that anyone fell for the illusion in the first place though.

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@esjesjesj @RadioFreeTom Every time

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@pistol147 Class. Go win it next year, mate.

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@Acyn Humiliating. Shameful. Disgusting.

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@kelley_dorner @ImBreckWorsham 💯

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@CattardSlim This is spot on.

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@cenkuygur 💯

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

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@dumbassghoul Same

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@otokyo ‘Sir’, apparently.

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@TheFungi669 I think this gives him a pass. He has always been a disgusting and deeply stupid person. Embarrassingly unfit from the start. In his second term he has less discipline due to hubris and has lost a step due to age. But the same malignant narcissism and emptiness is at the wheel.

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@he4rtgoId https://t.co/9PTDsN0kDl (banana is delicious)

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@MyLordBebo 💯

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@HumanityChad How has she turned into Val Kilmer?

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@bambibristol 💯