John Smith

Hung like an innocent Victorian woman during the Salem witch trials

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@megigogi3 Masks exist even if youre gonna show fits

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@Shmorgvie Legally youre only allowed to drive for 11 consecutive hours with a CDL. There are laws in place for this specifically. He chose to drive like this stop bitching about "muh capitalism"

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@europemaxxed A huge % of jobs I've gotten is because my dad knew a guy

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@megigogi3 Are you not?

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@Kidskull51 Youre acting surprised tho?

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@megigogi3

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@megigogi3 The Bear Grylls tornado meme but its Mego ovulating in the background

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@frozenaesthetic you know what I just realized. In the off chance the Clancy trial gets pushed into October, you cant wear pink for breast cancer support cuz people will just think youre supporting a child killer

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@Czar_Of_Silly @alpaysh Theres an account that made this chick have downs and all the comments are "im down if shes down"

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@TheMarketDog How do you remember to breath

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@shadow_lander Love seeing people learn about corrosion in real time

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@PennyPenPen40 @_jinxmybeloved And youre not a woman

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@bitcoin_clown Taser didnt work

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said it once and i'll say it again.

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@Dr_Gavin_Brewis Coming from the UK where your cops side with the rapists and stabbers while the victims get no justice or bleed out. Stay across the pond

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@frozenaesthetic @errol_baer Cops should carry beanbag guns in every car ontop of an AR. But even then that close prob wouldve broke a rib and still killed her

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@frozenaesthetic Idk man. I think shooting a woman with a dart big enough and powerful enough to pierce rhino hide would be pretty effective