Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin

MP for Ramallah West (Parody)

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

As I state here: Hamas is dedicated to “peace and long-term social justice”. It’s a “big mistake” to designate them as a terrorist group, even if they do round up Jewish families in their own homes and slaughter them.

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

Terrible. If you want to know what Gazans think, listen to me, not some native Gazan journalist living in Gaza.

[Omar Abd Rabou @omarabdrabou]

I believe 90% of Gaza’s population would leave if given the opportunity. The reason is simple: there is no realistic solution for them in the near term. Reconstruction could take 10 years, meaning extremely difficult living conditions for years to come, and many will naturally look for alternatives.

The problem is that potential host countries reject this out of fear of “displacement.” But this view is misguided. An individual should have the right to decide where and how to build their life; their future should not be held hostage to political calculations.

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

I welcome this report, which thank goodness makes no reference to the continued demonisation of Israel by Labour or the Greens that is in fact the key driver of modern Jew hatred, powered by associating British Jews with the demonic crimes of evil Israel. Well done for looking like we care. #FreePalestine

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

I welcome this report, which thank goodness makes no reference to the continued demonisation of Israel by Labour or the Greens that is in fact the key driver of modern Jew hatred, powered by associating British Jews with the demonic crimes of evil Israel. Well done for looking like we care. #FreePalestine

[Department for Education @educationgovuk]

Antisemitism has no place in our schools, colleges or society.

We accept all 27 recommendations from Sir David Bell’s review. We will equip schools and colleges to identify and challenge antisemitism, strengthen Holocaust education and help every young person learn in safety.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Green Party deputy on their policies regarding the Jackdaw gas field, fossil fuels, renewable energy and UK climate targets.

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

We need more like her. Just like her.

[Carlos Abadi @NewSamawal]

🇵🇸🍉

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

Et tu, Shami.

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

I’m not up to speed on the government these days, but I think this chap is the minister for buses.

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

This is allegedly a Psalm from the Jewish Tenach, written around 586 BC when the Jews were ejected from Israel by the Babylonians, probably for killing Palestinian babies:

“By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat, & wept when we remembered Zion.

On the willows in its midst we hung our lyres.

For there our captors asked us for words of song, and our tormentors asked for joy: "Sing us one of the songs of Zion."

How shall we sing the song of the LORD on foreign soil?

If I forget you, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget.

Let my tongue cling to my palate if I do not remember you, if I do not raise Jerusalem above my chief joy.”

This is naked Zionist propaganda, as it would point, crazily, to some kind of strong attachment of Jews to Zion. I expect this forgery was paid for by Epstein.

It was foolishly turned into an unpopular song by Boney M, and I hereby call on the band & their record company to withdraw this Zio-Netanyahu nonsense from release, where it is poisoning young minds. #FreePalestine

https://t.co/fbV9Q9b1FH

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives and I said: “The Tories are bigots if they take away pension credit and housing benefits from all of them!”

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives and I said: “The Tories are bigots if they take away pension credit and housing benefits from all of them!”

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

This is allegedly a Psalm from the Jewish Tenach, written around 586 BC when the Jews were ejected from Israel by the Babylonians, probably for killing Palestinian babies:

“By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat, & wept when we remembered Zion.

On the willows in its midst we hung our lyres.

For there our captors asked us for words of song, and our tormentors asked for joy: "Sing us one of the songs of Zion."

How shall we sing the song of the LORD on foreign soil?

If I forget you, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget.

Let my tongue cling to my palate if I do not remember you, if I do not raise Jerusalem above my chief joy.”

This is naked Zionist propaganda, as it would point, crazily, to some kind of strong attachment of Jews to Zion. I expect this forgery was paid for by Epstein.

It was foolishly turned into an unpopular song by Boney M, and I hereby call on the band & their record company to withdraw this Zio-Netanyahu nonsense from release, where it is poisoning young minds. #FreePalestine

https://t.co/fbV9Q9b1FH

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

Don’t be confused by the fact that Helen Haines, the Australian MP mown down by a virtuous, lovely young man of the Green-Islamist alliance, was Pro-Palestine: truly, she wasn’t that anti-Israel. We should all think carefully before failing to call Israel demonic, evil, a cancer, a blight, a neo-imperial white colony, a bank-controlling, genocidal, media-owning Zionist devil. Because failing to do that is how you incite reasonable people to murder you.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Hello guys, I did some digging.

Registration for the car that hit Australian MP Helen Haines: XCK 017.

Car appears to be owned by Brendan Nugent, a radical leftist anti-Israel Houthi supporter.

His handle is @NotLaoTzu

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

I am so sad. They were true supporters of my ascent in the Labour Party and my time as Leader, supporting Russia over Salisbury, befriending Hamas, all the way through to Labour being found guilty of institutional antisemitism. What could possibly have gone wrong?

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

I’m not up to speed on the government these days, but I think this chap is the minister for buses.

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

TikTok star Andy Burnham is back on TikTok displaying all his talents as an overblown local councillor, addressing the serious situation in Europe and how to stop the boats.

Only kidding. He's talking about how to be good boys and girls on public transport.

On TikTok 🤓👍

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

Et tu, Shami.

[teresa smith @treesey]

Shami Chakrabarti condemns the Green Party’s Zionism is racism motion on #PoliticsLive
“It’s not even fair to student unions to call this student union politics”. She describes the motion as “wrong and highly inflammatory”

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

Ok but they ARE doing it for Tommy … Hilfiger

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

This is truly bizarre and biased reporting from Sly News.

Somehow Sly News has blamed the far-left rioters on…Tommy Robinson for sharing widely available clips.

Just my guess, but I think people looting high-end brands aren’t doing it because of Tommy Robinson.

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

Globalise the Intifada!

[Shomrim (London North & East) @Shomrim]

🚨 Hate Crime;
Jewish ladies viciously assaulted

🎥 CCTV shows 2nd attack

📞 Shomrim received a call from a visibly Jewish lady, reported being punched in the face by a middle-aged male on Clapton Common, E5.

👊 Shomrim volunteers arrived on scene 30 seconds later to witness a 2nd vicious assault on another Jewish lady. She was punched twice in the face, leaving significant bruising.

🚔 @MPSHackney arrested the male for racially & religiously aggravated GBH, as well as for outstanding warrants.

✡️ The victims told Shomrim that they believe they were assaulted because they were Jewish, as the offender only targeted Jewish ladies.

📢 Appeal: Further assaults have been reported to Shomrim, with additional victims yet to come forward.
Shomrim are appealing for any witnesses or indeed any further victims to come forward.

☎️ Contact @Shomrim or @MetCC quoting CAD 3400 19/10/26.

#ViolenceAgainstWomenAndGirls #VAWG #HateCrime #Antisemitism #GBH

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

I am so sad. They were true supporters of my ascent in the Labour Party and my time as Leader, supporting Russia over Salisbury, befriending Hamas, all the way through to Labour being found guilty of institutional antisemitism. What could possibly have gone wrong?

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

The Canary will be closed for the foreseeable future.

As of today (Monday 19 October), the Canary will be closed indefinitely.

After multiple attacks this year, from Lloyds debanking us to former employees spreading malicious lies on social media, the situation has become unsustainable, both financially and operationally.

After 11 years, we take this action with deep sadness and regret. The extent of the lies, defamation, and harassment by ex-staff - coupled with the constant attacks by the state and those who’d see us destroyed - has become too much.

However, it is not over. This week, we will publish what really happened at the Canary and push back against the vicious campaign against our team and us.

We may be down, but we’re not out yet.

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

It’s amazing how easily young people are brainwashed into thinking that in fact the Jews are NOT responsible for the evils of the world. Don’t be sheeple. #ZionismIsRacism #Judenrein

[Cllr Kieran Dams @KieranGreen2003]

Why I have left the Green Party.

There is NO room for racism in Waterloo.

The values I learnt growing up here will always come before party politics.

Here’s why I couldn’t stay silent. ⬇️🎥

[Parody of a Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbin @CorbynSnap]

This is Tel Aviv. Tell me if I’ve ever seen anything more disgusting!