Cord Nash

I haven’t done everything but I can do anything.

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@FedExHelp telling me to check with my neighbors when you delivered it to the wrong address is not customer service. It’s a middle finger. My neighbors don’t have it bc you delivered it to the wrong place. Didn’t even give me the address it was delivered to.. make this right

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@FedExHelp my package has been missing for days, and fedex helpline literally kicks me out every time. The tracking says the address was changed at some point, now it’s lost. Help please.

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@elonmusk can you work on a microwave I can put tin foil in next?

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

When you’re first LA car accident turns the make of your car into the Hollywood sign... #latraffic #hollywoodsign #fml @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/Aaem6MQZmg

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Happy birthday my beautiful darling, I’m so grateful that we’ve come into each other’s lives, and with every year that passes I’m just more excited for the next to come. Have an excellent… https://t.co/6Idx5RhUvK

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Sorry ‘bout the dirt. Woke up in Vietnam, circa ‘71, and I’ve had Fortunate Son stuck in my head for hours already. #warishell #songinmyhead @ Hollywood https://t.co/0ykWj1VOWV

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

I have no idea what this symbol behind me means... 😄 #laproblems #localtourist #modernhieroglyphics @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/rQyMLQEX0q

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@ArtworkHector @mrdaps @caitlinherst @DisneylandToday @DisneyPhotoPass A-thank you for that 😄👍🏼

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@KimikoGlenn Hey I know you from Instagram! 😄

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@Variety Welcome back buddy! Doubted you for 3 seconds tops, then I found my objective reasoning skills. 👍🏼

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Had a blast with the White Shirt Gang onset today! 😝😁 #whiteshirtgang @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/L1JPaf9qo8

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Drinking a big cup of believe in yourself ☕️ 🙏🏻 ☕️ #coffeeistheanswer @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/xcFG38mWbI

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Couldn’t decide if this was more Rebel Without a Cause or Streetcar Named Desire— so I’m calling it Rebel With Desire. 😄 #vintageinspired #badassery Photo credit to @karissakmarston @ Los… https://t.co/0X0KpgBFfW

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@dodo 😭😭😭

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Someone just said I look like Johnny Bravo today… https://t.co/kZ7AyU6geS

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

We accidentally matched, now one us of has to… https://t.co/oNpzlpJSeN

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

@KimikoGlenn I did but I don’t get it.

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Spiderweb chandelier #summerdew https://t.co/rl4rojymj9

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Spiderweb chandelier #summerdew https://t.co/nk8pSUrcIk

[Cord Nash @CordNash]

Shades of Cord 😎 https://t.co/BGRUUfJNJ2