Annmarie Cording

Attorney supporting individuals and small businesses in colorful Colorado. Do I even need to say RTs ≠ endorsements? Opinions are my own, not my employer's.

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

I don't need AI to write briefs for me. I need AI to attend depositions for me.

Work on that, overlords.

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

CU may not have much recourse, but its official public statement ("[w]e denounce antisemitism, Islamophobia, and violence in all forms...") is generic and lame. People were LIT ON FIRE. @CUBoulder could be a little more emphatic in its denouncement.

[9NEWS Denver @9NEWS]

Boulder Students for Justice in Palestine, which CU stripped of its recognized status, called the Pearl Street attack a case of "chickens coming home to roost." https://t.co/c8T5XJVF3N

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

Spoiler alert: "expired" means you still get charged. Needless to say, I have now called @denverpost and cancelled my subscription. Only time will tell if "cancelled" is not the same as "stop charging me." 7/7

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

Ok, I'm done @denverpost. I want to support local journalism and I've subscribed to the Post since 2018, but I'm sick of feeling like I'm being scammed. 1/7

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

That sounds a lot like a violation of C.R.S. § 6-1-732, but no matter because I received an email that literally says my subscription is expired so we should be good here, right? No. Because "expired" is not the same as "cancelled," according to Customer Service. 6/7

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

"This planet has flora, fauna, water. We should definitely land here and ... Oh, nevermind. This place is fucked." #UFOs

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING:

🇺🇸 For the first time, the Pentagon has released highly classified UFO documentation

One very strange video, taken by the U.S. military, shows a star-shaped object moving rapidly through the sky in criss cross motion

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

I see the internet epidemiologists have come out of retirement. #hantavirus

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

"The judge occasionally scolded the parties involved...warning them to stop talking about whether AI will cause human extinction." 💀
https://t.co/QeIi9nAqzA

[RACER @RACERHQ]

no super clipping
no tyre saving
no artificial overtakes
no battery

just straight wheel to wheel racing 🌭

[Daily Camera @dailycamera]

Residents not liable for Boulder’s legal fees in flood mitigation lawsuit https://t.co/A4vgCvhS5L

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

What did you do today?

Oh, watched the Supreme Court doom us all. And you?

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

FML.

[Scott Oliver @SAOliver_Atty]

Ahem....

One space after periods. It's official.

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

Are @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump back together already? Elon, you can do better. Don't settle.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

I hope Taylor Swift writes about today’s breakup.

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

Is there anything more terrifying than someone over 60 asking you how to find the command prompt?

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

Why do people call lawyers for legal help, but refuse to give any details? Like I need your effing name or I can't help you.

Serious question: does this happen in any other industries? Or just lawyers? #lawtwitter

[Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw]

Proof that JD Vance has his head up his ass...or that he believes he thinks with it?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance's reaction to Biden's cancer diagnosis: "Whether the right time to have this conversation is now or some time in the future, we really do need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job."