Holive Hoyle

Intrusive thoughts. I have bad bones and I made a baby.

[Holive Hoyle @CoreyBam]

Bobs Burgers : adults (me) :: Daniel Tiger : toddlers (me)

[Holive Hoyle @CoreyBam]

How do you people walk so damn fast?

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Overheard picking up takeout and it’s gone full-on intrusive thought:

“He’s a good dude. Li’l bit of a pedophile but he’s alright.”

Oh, no, sir…you are telling on yourself in the worst way 🚩

[Holive Hoyle @CoreyBam]

Those “no one is looking at you” memes would hit a lot harder if I hadn’t grown up watching What Not to Wear stalk and terrorize women in sweatpants. For their own good.

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@wonder_cripple I have arthritis in every joint. All of them. Yeah, that one too.

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Is there a 14th amendment argument for the right to abortion? Someone smarter than me help. America is hard.

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“All bodies are beautiful” in a skinny white tattoo artist’s bio above a grid of skinny white bodies.

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@sarah_j_riddle I’ll miss you but spread those jubilant wings 🥲

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

@KeithOlbermann shut your dumb ass up leave angel reese alone.

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@Imani_Barbarin Special shout out to the gyno who tried to trick me into Implanon at 16 because “of course you wouldn’t want to pass that on”

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@Imani_Barbarin Except change the tone to sound like they “just 🌈care✨ about your health and well-being, yknow?”

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Remember linear storytelling? The end came after the middle, but the beginning was first. That was cool.

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Me getting a cold is ableism

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My aesthetic is secretly hot girl from a teen movie who never got a makeover, just grew up to wear rumpled cardigans to a nonprofit job. And her hair is still bad.

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I told someone recently that this is my favorite movie and they’d never seen it. We have so much educating to do gang. I’m worried about us as a country

[Holive Hoyle @CoreyBam]

@sarah_j_riddle I can talk more about how off-putting you are.

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Daniel carried two pumpkins instead of one big one 👍

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Watching Finding Nemo as a grown parent and hearing Geoffrey Rush as a pelican say “gimpy fin” has me feeling some kind of way or two.

[Holive Hoyle @CoreyBam]

Me to my husband: You’re my meatballs and everything else is gravy 🥰. Now why the HELL ain’t I writing valentines for a million dollars?

[Holive Hoyle @CoreyBam]

Nothing—and I mean NOTHING—makes me smile 100% of the time with one exception and that is hearing Spanish-language radio dude say “PUNTO COM”