Corey

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are both at the Miami GP today 👀

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

Forever waiting for part 2

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - Fuck @TomBrady Retirement Announcement

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

This>>

[Kent Murphy @ReaIKentMurphy]

This will forever be one of my favorite videos on the internet

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

🐐🐐🐐🐐

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Adam Vinatieri, the NFL's all-time scoring leader, announced Wednesday on the "Pat McAfee Show" that he's retiring after 24 seasons.

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

Guy’s just playing with the market and your money lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Working with Doge devs to improve system transaction efficiency. Potentially promising.

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

Blessing everyone’s timeline with this

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Pats fans after Bill Belichick drafted QB Mac Jones in the first round... 🤯 #NFLDraft

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

Uncanny

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

Like father, like son.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dynasty Back On

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

This aged well...

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

QB1.

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

And here I thought I was cool doing a few crunches

[Darien Johnson @DarienJ4]

Core Challenge 🦾🔥

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Umpire said he leaned into the ball and made him come back to hit.

Next pitch:

@Starting9

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"I hope this email finds you well."

How this email finds me:

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Foxboro Forever

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

@bussasnitch @M_Marakovits He’s already in mid season form

[Fast Family @FastFamily]

"Don't cry, it's just a movie."

The Movie:

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

@BJones2213 It’s elder abuse at this point

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

If you weren’t with us at 7-9, you don’t deserve to be with us at 8-8

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots’ offseason includes re-signing Cam Newton and Deatrich Wise, signing Jonnu Smith, Hunter Henry, Matthew Judon, Nelson Agholor, Davon Godchaux, Jalen Mills, Kendrick Bourne and Henry Anderson, plus reunions with Trent Brown, Kyle Van Noy and Ted Karras.

[Corey @CoreyCarp3]

Billy bag of money...and yet Cam is still our QB 🥴

[Jeff Howe @jeffphowe]

The Patriots have spent $273 million over the last 24 hours. And they aren't done.