Corey Flanagin

The Flan Man’s here!

Comedian ~ Writer ~ Visionary ~ ✝️ (Acts. vii. 59c)

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@JayDyer Do you reckon that St. Augustine’s famous motto ‘Our hearts are restless until they rest in you’ is influenced by his early interest in Platonism?

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@BeSaintly @AL_J82 Low church people just seek want a Sunday morning group therapy sesh.

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@fatmatt69 @RT_com Why Catlicks ain’t be drawin mad attention to dey selfs?

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@fatmatt69 @BreeSolstad @grok Where you attend in Tampa bro? Epiphany? I’m at St. Mark primarily.

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If everyone practiced saying ‘No’ to important and necessary people in their lives, the world would be a better place.

“Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others… Concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you.” — Miguel de Unamuno

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@AleteiaES El sitio web no funciona correctamente, especialmente en dispositivos móviles.

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@Jiries87 @dawahxdialogues They're basically just polemicist grifters.

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@Coach_Verdu @BreeSolstad There is no favoritism. Suffering to make it better and/or exercising prudence is better than escaping to the outskirts. Sts. Peter and Paul, pray for us.

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@LeandroEHerrero @BreeSolstad It's just boomer probs, no offense. We just have to exercise prudence.

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@Jiries87 @dawahxdialogues He doesn’t claim membership to any specific church or denomination. That’s protestant in my book.

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I’m being condemned now and don’t know what to do or where to turn at the moment other than to pray and trust in the Lord Jesus.

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Saul’s initial sensing not to take food from the necromancer and being unable to resist the pressure of his servants (1 Sam. xxviii) is me. My life is in shambles and every single problem is not something I did unto myself came under the guise of a gift from others.

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@Catholicizm1 Erybody be on dis hoe, blood. I feel you on keeping it real wit wifey tho playa. Christ peace be wit you.

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I was watchin Sonic da hedge but I might bless it.

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Balla like me be watching Sonic the hedge

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@Nero Because “the ‘Sacred Heart’ is unbiblical! All you Catholic sinners come home to muh congregation of Gawd and worship in truth.”

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Back on the Liquid Death now. We good. 💦 🙌🏼

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Since when are KFC tenders this salty? Ugh.. and I’m drinking Mountain Dew. O Mary Consoler pray for me. 😫

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@TinkyWinky3180 @JayDyer @DerAchsenZeit Handsome, though. Deny it all you’d like.