If you or anyone you know has suffered memory regression as a result of service in the #secretspaceprogram
Please don’t hesitate to get in touch with one of our “post disclosure mental health experts” so that we can steal your story and use it for the gain of my narrative.
The only reason we got number one on iTunes on day of release is because
A) only movie newly released that day that had some people wanting to watch, to which it quickly fell off the top 100.
Or B) WE FOOLED EVERYBODY INTO BUYING IT!
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I believe that there’s a parody account out there flooding the feed with SHIT tier memes about me.
This better not be one of my own people
*Cough* Rob *Cough*
(But which one)