Corey Hoffmeyer

Freelance writer/journalist. Screenwriter. Novelist. Disappointment. He/him. 34. Demisexual/biromantic.

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@BengalYouTube The most based thing you’ve ever said.

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@e_yacht @FrontOfficeNFL @AroundTheNFL @NFL @Lions @NFLPlus The excuses begin.

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@BeanFromPA @faetrouble Maybe you should take another English class, you fucking clown.

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@Variety I think her conscience will be very clear either way. Speaking out against genocide is always the right move. Also, this article is so fucking clearly biased against her. If y’all were capable of shame, I’d say you should be feeling it right now.

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That Lions opening drive was a thing of beauty.

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Cody again? #royalrumble

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Stopped watching like six months ago and I could still predict everything that would happen in that match tonight. It was still fun, but those cheap endings have worn thin. #RoyalRumble

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@WajahatAli Hell, I'm a Lions fan and this game is making me sweat. This is wild.

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@phillyphilFlint @ArashMarkazi @gregghenson Local man discovers how primetime works.

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@BlackGoat32 @AllGoPodcast1 @ScooterMagruder @Lions @__taylordecker Omg we lost to divisional rival? Which are often the most unpredictable games? You really owned us there!

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@mattlindner Exactly!

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@WolfBairs @Tricolore1031 @kirk4MVP_ @That1LionsFan Sure, if you consider going to a losing team being right.

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Lmao. The Eagles are just so bad. I don't care who the Lions play next week. We smoking both of these teams.

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@mattbro21 Lmao. In no world was that PI.

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Once again, I challenge anyone who thinks the refs hate their sports team to be a Lions fan for just one year.

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As a #DetroitLions fan, watching the Packers embarrass the Cowboys is the highlight of my year so far.

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@DetroitPodcast Defense is still a bit sloppy but improving. Offense needs to wake up a little bit, but I'm feeling pretty good overall.

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#OnePride

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Iffy is such a stud. #OnePride