Corey Jones

Pain is only a pulse.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

Nice

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@monsterhunter It's absolutely criminal that we didn't get the insect glaive. It's cool and unique, but sure, let's give braindead greatsword users another big rectangle. "But it breaks into shards when you charge it!" Yeah, it'll look great when you whiff your charged slam for the 10th time.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

@VoteRandyFine No Muslims were involved in this incident. Nevertheless, an elected official calling any group of people "demons" and calling for them to be "put down" is a disgrace. This type of senseless fear mongering does nothing but divide our supposedly united states.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

It would be incredibly refreshing to hear a candidate talk about what they plan on doing instead of just shit talking the other side.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

@Shmohn 👀👀👀
🍗🍕

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

@Shmohn @AspeyJoaqu36917 Chizza in the morning, chizza in the evening, chizza at supper time.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

This guy in reel had a "Vote for Pedro" shirt on, and the top comment was some kid saying, "I don't know who Pedro is, but I'd vote for him."

[最多情報局 @tyomateee]

罠にかかる鳩 、見れば見るほどいつの間にか時間が過ぎてい

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Look at this little mf strut like a cocky anime villain.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Don’t challenge a kitten.. 😂

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

Me and the boys on Halloween weekend.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is a real clip from a real show that Discovery Channel posted on Tiktok

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

My favorite thing about my Samsung Galaxy Buds 2 is that the case is engineered to jettison the earbuds in separate directions at high speeds anytime you drop it from any height.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't order delivery from somewhere that's closing in 15 minutes.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

@Shmohn *leans in close and breathily whispers* Fuck ASMR

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

Son of a bitch, he actually did it...

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@DuvalMagic I'm afraid I won't have what it takes to git gud. 😔

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@Cody_Cannon Dress like patriots and go around to people's houses with a burlap sack that they fill with barbecue.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

We should make the 4th of July into meat Halloween for adults.

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@Shmohn Poser.

[Corey Jones @CoreyJ914]

I really thought I'd have a friend with a pool by now...

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How many times are they going to reboot the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? They have to be going for a record.