Corey Jackson

UC Berkeley Grad. Former pock-faced dweeb. Current gin enthusiast, writer, and digital media producer.

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You watch one documentary about the practice of gavage in Mauritania, and suddenly you're eating your weight in mini-burgers. Thanks, @HBO!

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Spending my birthday listening to Bonnie Raitt and shoveling cheesecake into my mouth. WHO WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME?!?!

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Producing the #Oscars requires a LOT of television screens.

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Great news, Mom: I've finally decided on what face tattoo I'm getting!

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

If you think this email is terse--too bad.

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I inadvertently stored my Kindle in the bookshelf. The real books are just sitting there, staring in quiet judgement.

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The view from my desk is just cruel reminder that I could be out in the world living instead of sitting here http://t.co/fqhAd0Ph

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The #GalaxySIII is lightening fast and has a sleek, intuitive design. But most importantly, its spell-check recognizes the word "adderall"

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Here's the list of our fabulous Live Tweeters for the #Emmys! Love it, Share it, be a part of it! http://t.co/3PnJVSjK

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I threatened to bludgeon a PA with this if he didn't bring me sparkling water with a lemon twist. JK, I peed #Emmys

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Things are happening...

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I require constant, effusive praise. Otherwise I assume you think I'm a dumb-fat-whore. It's that quality that makes me so fun to date!

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Preparing for the Emmy's is difficult because I don't think they make a tuxedo out of fabric resilient enough to contain my flop sweat.

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I was going to exercise and donate to charity, but I decided to capture this image instead. So you're welcome!

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Skyler White Wine

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@Amccullo http://t.co/0w6ZWq9I

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You guys spend your lunch hour under your desk, curled into the fetal position and violently sobbing too right?

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@stephanied it's okay, we're both tweeting about doggies and that's all that matters, really.

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I once saw a puppy sneeze on a baby. Life has just been a shit-spiral ever since because I know nothing will ever be better than that.

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What am I doing at work? Oh, just looking up clips from Casper, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!