Corey Woodburn

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

[Corey Woodburn @CoreyLeighT]

Wedding planning in a nutshell:

*spend weeks trying to make/buy the perfect veil*

*veil gets stuck on a light pole the moment it matters*

[Stephanie Mencimer @smencimer]

Salt Lake City seniors heading out for a #NoKingsProtest in front of their assisted living facility bright and early this morning.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

This is what happens when we select a president who prioritizes conflict over governance.

No effort to understand or explain. No looking forward to solutions. No accountability or leadership.

This sounds like a post from a guy with no power or access to expertise.

[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Kids are twice as likely to get hit by a car on Halloween. Disabled kids can’t get up to 99% of houses for trick or treating. Trunk or treats serve a purpose.

[Janet Johnson @JJohnsonLaw]

Bravo, ⁦@nytimes⁩ 👏🏼

[Emily @emilybernay]

I like how CNN sees no problem with putting Anderson Cooper smack dab in the center of Hurricane Milton but somehow draw the line at letting him drink on New Year’s Eve

[Superhuman @Superhuman]

Grammarly for Business is now available in @AWSMarketplace. 🛒

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[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Chickens I saw at the fair as Real Housewives

[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Orphan princess pioneers

[Ranch Devereaux @theJacko]

It’ll always be this for me, not only for Elle realizing she got her (especially with her little snappy shoulder shimmy confidence walk), but how Chutney realizes she’s caught, and then everyone else - especially the judge’s - OMG

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

Kate Middleton's husband threw her under the bus for a fabricated photo. Allowed her to announce that she has/had cancer alone. And now is letting her parents twist in the wind financially much to her embarrassment.

But the internet memes were the problem?
C'mon.

[Corey Woodburn @CoreyLeighT]

@jeffreyyaaron Respectfully, what in the actual fuck

[Corey Woodburn @CoreyLeighT]

“Yes, it’s only one child — but tell that to his mother”

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

People often ask me why I'm obsessed with tuberculosis.
This is why.
https://t.co/VnITG145XQ

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

What J&J has to understand is that John has spent a full year making Tuberculosis /his thing/ in a way that has been clearly a net negative for the amount of attention he receives but a huge net positive for the amount of attention TB receives.

This isn't some whim.

[alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham]

tomorrow is tuesday. it's been almost a week since taco bell filed its petition to cancel two registrations for TACO TUESDAY.

let's break it down & talk about why @tacobell is a trademark hero 🤩🌮⚖️

[Corey Woodburn @CoreyLeighT]

@poetickate Embroidery or cross stitch!

[Corey Woodburn @CoreyLeighT]

@ShelbyHintze If I drink a plain Diet Coke I get a tummy ache- likely from the acid. I need to add a full lime to be happy AND not have problems with the acid. Hope this hack helps others!

[Corey Woodburn @CoreyLeighT]

@SourdoughSusie @Papa_Ostler I’ve been thinking a lot about this and this is the best article I’ve found to sum up my thoughts. https://t.co/GO6yItT26F

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.