Corey Taft Writer

Scriptwriter/Poet
MFA Student @ CSULA - Film/TV/Theater
Pack Theater Improv (Team - Pleather)
ScriptPipeline TV Pilot Runner Up
AustinFilmFest TV Semifinalist

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It's never too late to make up new words.

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@Huggins2687 @CoreyTaftSports @latimes I love that u blocked me lol
I'm sure that's a big alpha male thing to do
block someone on social media so they can't respond to you -> biiiig alpha male energy

you're so brave, @Huggins2687 , you can stand up to anyone & hide from them w/the courage of a hundred alpha males lol

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@casey_lau @THR Glasses would be like spellcheck or grammar-check.

Glasses don't blindfold you & dictate a made-up reality to your eyes.

Maybe if @casey_lau was a better writer and/or had stronger critical thinking skills, they could've come up with a more convincing analogy. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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I know Spencer Pratt's house burnt down & that sucks
but my mom died so I think that makes me qualified to be the mayor of LA.

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@GLOATINGTRUTH @CoreyTaftSports @BraddrofliT oh looky looky - @GLOATINGTRUTH left a stupid comment & then blocked me so I can't respond.

How courageous of you, @gloatingtruth, how grunge-rocker of you, lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Yeah a flat earth is a super dumb idea but tomorrow a lot of people are going to be celebrating a half-man half-god coming back to life sooooo idk, it's funny what gets universally lampooned and what doesn't.

Anyway, hooray for zombies!

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Cut to some random late May day when it's overcast and a high 64 in LA and some climate change denier will be, "Derrr, so much for global warming, am I right? derrrr..."

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Yeah a Jim Carrey clone was made and paraded out in the public so he could (checks notes) accept a French cinema award. Got it.

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Thought I got my day....

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I love how filmmaking is a massive collective effort of hundreds, if not thousands, of people working together. So when these incels say, "Hollywood is cooked," they're showing their hand - they're lonely, self-centered & don't wanna work w/anyone. They just want microwaved fame.

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I know ai programming is getting a lot of shit lately, and deservedly so, but the battle for integrity in entertainment has been a losing battle for quite some time.

Like idk for certain but I think I'd rather watch an ai-made movie than some shallow, reality TV bullshit.

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Elon Musk is announcing that SpaceX will shift gears from building a settlement on the Moon to building a track home neighborhood in Temecula, California.

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You think Hank Azaria still does the Apu voice to himself now and then. Like I could see him singing "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" song on his roof in sad, show-accurate ballad.

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@magajcs @CoreyTaftSports They're not your values though

Matthew 19:24

Dun Dun

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It took Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young less than a month to record & release a song in response to the Kent State shootings in 1970.

I'm curious how much time today's pop stars & musicians & lyricists need?

There's a reason the music was better in the 60's.
It had soul.

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It's no shock that so many people don't seem to know how to research a topic or question in a comprehensive manner; that's wickedly evident.
But now they're using ai like grok to feed them answers. It's like the people who use ai are lazy & uninspiring.

The microwaved hive-mind.

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I'm literally watching MTV right now...

Well, it's actually MTV Classic and it's significantly better than whatever MTV was over the last 25 years.

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Uber often boasts that its drivers keep 100 percent of the tip.
Well, yeah, no shit. Who else would get part of the tip? It's not a restaurant, they're not paying out the dishwashers & bussers.

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I like that we rub it in George Washington's face that he didn't know about dinosaurs.

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Who says there can't be another season of Curb Your Enthusiasm about Leon Black being in the Epstein Files?

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If you're a musician and you don't have a song about someone named 'Carol' or 'Caroline' are you really a musician?