Corey Smith

It'd be stupid not to follow if you think about it

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

@BraydenChance_

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

I honestly have no idea why anyone would pick a regular hot dog over a smokie

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

I randomly got the biggest craving for Fat Burger… why the fuck does all the good food have to be “unhealthy” 🙄

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

I’m so fucking excited to see @SlanderOfficial at @shambhala_mf 😍

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

I’m at the gym without preworkout for the first time in probably (literally) 10 years and I want to (literally) die. How the fuck do people just raw dog the gym like this?!

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

@notteaann Went from 100 to 0 and back to 100 real quick

[chels @chelschelsss14]

Lying about small stuff is very weird

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

Good morning Motha Fucka’s….Happy Sunday!!!!!

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

@notteaann THE FLIGHTS FALL OFF SOMETIMES TEA

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

I want to know why the FUCK 80% of the dandelions in this fucking city are in my back yard, how the fuck am I supposed to find beer darts in a god damn FOREST

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

Pho is the ultimate comfort food and no one can convince me otherwise

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

Well, I can’t say I’m surprised I got Covid after partying with 500,000 people over the course of 3 days 😅

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

I am a gun owner
I am a conceal carry permit holder (and in MD, I definitely had to jump thru hoops to get it)
I’m a “good guy with a gun”

but I’d gladly give that up if it meant that children would stop getting murdered at school

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

I can’t think of a sicker joke than getting a fucking positive Covid test at the shoppers THE DAY BEFORE I LEAVE TO VEGAS! I made them do a 2nd test and it was negative but Jesus Christ

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

The fact that I didn’t win the 50/50 and I have to work today is bullshit

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

Will Smith should have slapped Amber Heard

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

If you do rows on the dumbbell rack with a packed gym, Fuck You

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

On sick days we order Pho

[Corey Smith @CoreyVSmith95]

WHO THE FUCK?!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We will find who was responsible for this and get justice for Hasbulla.