Corey Bondo

I'm the monkey in the middle / Fantasy Candy Land Champion / Intergalactic Gangsta / Sneaker Sage / Spirit Purveyor / Proper Gentleman #BondoWorldwide

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@MrSeanHiggs Cashed the Mets. Pushed the Phillies.

LFG.

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@MrSeanHiggs Bro, my arteries just quit and sold their house.

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If you’re fat don’t eat biscuits and gravy. Don’t. I don’t care how good that shit tastes.

Follow me for more health tips.

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@ericandre thanks for the Vietnamese coffee my guy 🙏

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I love having adult money. I flex so hard on these little nerds at the Lego store!

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@bondosf @goosetheband What a great show!!!!

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Jeff Bezos literally Weird Science’d a chick. Legend.

I’m here for it honestly.

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Do the people who hate on Jeff Bezos spending habits complain before or after they place their Amazon order?

Asking for a friend.

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Why is everyone mad at Jeff Bezos? If I was that rich….buddy. You can’t even imagine the shit I would come up with.

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@WhatsUpJJ @dr_parkinstine Clearly.

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I would vote for @BernieSanders just to hear that old bastard say, “oligarchy”.

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Big Soda is a a gateway Big.

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@GothamTVPodcast Last scene enjoying a cold slushie outside of Mighty Mick’s Boxing gym. #ThePenquin

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@MrSeanHiggs This can’t be real life?!

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@MrSeanHiggs I love this place!!!!

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Big girls don’t belong in cow print anything.

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Hey fashion nerds- “sandwhiching” isn’t new. It’s called coordinating #getoffmylawn

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I wonder how much I can get for my tattooed leg skin?

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The last thing I need is an extra fucking day. FOH.