Corey Lavender

I don't use this personal account anymore. I'd close it but i've long since forgot my log on details

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@pop_society Just seen this Prof, I don't really use this account anymore. DM has gone your way

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@NWB86 @DeclouxJ Wow, nearly the entire film again! They found the footage in John Hughes office didnt they!?

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

Enjoying the show @LippyKidMusic

Just back from a week in Gothenburg. Our local bar had a different covers band in every night, the best being some ZZ Top lookalikes who got us all bopping to a rocking version of Dancing Queen.

[VPR Audio Club @VPRAudioClub]

Tonight on RFM: 👇

7pm: The @VPRecordsStore Show with @Corey_Lavender

Everything that gets played is on sale in the store!

9pm: The Crossfade with @bubblerob

Some tech, breaks and hard trance for your Weds evening

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@GrieveWatch I misread it the first time, i thought it said he had it done on 'his ladies'. Seemed a delicate place to have a tat

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@GrieveWatch Apparently it took him 4 attempts to get the right take.

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@Krystalcottage @squishyhugz Yeah the way she made it all about her, by comforting people and shaking hands with them...

Pathetic...

Meanwhile Kate showed her how it should be done, by simply comforting them and shaking hands with them

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@lady_moffat @GBNEWS @kinseyschofield @WestminsterWAG @calvinrobinson @angelalevin1 Totally agree. They've definitely got the virtue signalling down to a fine art. Best in the biz.

Go Team GBeebies!

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@Nigel_Farage Bit virtue signally isnt it Nige!?

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@Nigel_Farage Yet more virtue signalling from Nige

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

Its only a side issue @mrjamesob...

But the mild mannered janitor from Hong Kong Phooey was called Penry not Henry.

Penrod "Penry" Pooch to give him his full name

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@nutrition_2_win @Hammy2273 @Thenew84 @GBNEWS You silly goose

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@Tim_Burgess She strikes me as someone who might fall for one of those "African Prince" email scams...

"Boris, great news. I've solved our recession crisis! Can i have the Treasury's Bank Details?

I just need to pay an admin fee and our problems are over!"

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@StephenLilley6 Thank you so much @StephenLilley6. Appreciate it. Have a great weekend

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@DicksonTelfer @ScotsWhayHae @writeanglefv @razurcutsmag @james_hamiltron @welshjb @CliveClemens @rmcghie81 @LNFGlasgow Yeah, really like this. Love the chords and the groove

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@DicksonTelfer 😂😂😂😂😂

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@RFM_OnAir You're looking at all your bog standard Knock Knock jokes, plus i used to do a little Basil Fawlty monologue

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@RFM_OnAir Here's the guy

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

@RFM_OnAir Sorry, no footage of the forward rolling but there is an old VHS tape of me (aged 7) telling jokes to my Grandparents

[Corey Lavender @Corey_Lavender]

Hey @RFM_OnAir

Apparently I popped up on the BBC 2 aged 6 or 7 in the early 80s.

My Dad had taken me to the cricket at Queens Park, which was on the telly.

My Mum told me they showed coverage of me doing forward rolls, with commentary, in between overs.