Corey Rudd

live every day like it's back to the future day. I love movies and my kids.

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It’s tough, being a John Mayer fan in this Taylor Swift economy.

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If my 4 year old and I go to the mall for 2 hours, that's 2 hours of me trying to convince him to leave the mall.

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Ingrown hairs are just hairs that have to cancel on their plans.

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If you’re not sure how you feel about a movie, pause it and see how you react to how much time is left.

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According to my son there’s an upside-down way to hold a bear paw.

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Pulling out the pin to set my watch as a kid always felt like I was James Bond.

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Elon Musk isn’t going to see your tweets about him being a loser, but all the narcissistic billionaires on your feed will, and they will know that you don’t care about their insecurities. Think about that.

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Sorry, I can’t go out tonight guys, my cousin and I are doing Buscember. That’s where you take the month of November to watch Steve Buscemi’s entire film and TV catalogue.

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House of the Dragon has a prequel. It’s called How to Train your Dragon.

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@Shtacy_Phillips Cinnabon

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@NewfieScumbag Lobster is garbage

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If you get married in Atlantic Canada and you don’t play “cotton eyed joe” at your wedding, did you even get married??

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I feel like everyone should watch Hellraiser, just to see what kind of person they are.

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Marlena: “I’m worried about you”
Me: *eating my 642nd dill pickle peanut within one hour* “why?”

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I’m at the age where if I even think about drinking coffee I start to get heartburn.

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Hocus Pocus 2 has the best performance by a single eyeball that I’ve ever seen. And Kathy Najimy’s mouth remains one of the most annoying.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to embarrass my family in public.

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Abraham Lincoln. Easily in my top 3 US presidents but not even in my top 5 vampire hunters.
And in case you’re wondering:
1. Buffy
(space)
2. Van helsing (the OG)
3. Blade
4. Father Callahan
5. The Frog Brothers

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Scream (2022). It wasn’t a perfect movie, but I gave it a 13 minute standing ovation. I wasn’t clapping because it was late and my kids were sleeping, but by god I was standing. I was also nodding and doing the awkward white man smile.

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American Horror Story is the perfect October TV show leading up to Halloween. Plus, you don’t have to be sober and you don’t have to pay 100% attention—in fact, I encourage both.