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Chad Johnson asks Shannon Sharpe how long he'd stay in jail if it guaranteed he'd come out a billionaire — and Unc's answer says everything.

"If they told me when I get out I'll be a billionaire? Hey, how long they need me to stay in there?"

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Chad Johnson asks Shannon Sharpe how long he'd stay in jail if it guaranteed he'd come out a billionaire — and Unc's answer says everything.

"If they told me when I get out I'll be a billionaire? Hey, how long they need me to stay in there?"

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A corgi noticed something about NBA dads: Jeff Teague says if Bronny ever guarded his own father in the playoffs, LeBron wouldn't take mercy — he'd try to end him in front of a live audience.

"If your dad goes and scores the final bucket on you, that man will swing through a windmill on his ass."

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A corgi noticed something about NBA dads: Jeff Teague says if Bronny ever guarded his own father in the playoffs, LeBron wouldn't take mercy — he'd try to end him in front of a live audience.

"If your dad goes and scores the final bucket on you, that man will swing through a windmill on his ass."

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Jeff Teague on Club 520 just declared Miami with Klay Thompson is now a top-4 team in the East — better than Cleveland, better than Detroit, and taking over one of the top two spots along with Philly. He was on the "Klay is washed" side earlier this year, and just fully switched teams

"Miami and Philly are taking over the first two spots. Miami is better than Cleveland. Miami is better than Detroit. That's a fact."

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Anya Taylor-Joy says the reason she was grateful James McAvoy got cast in Split is because the original actor was a method actor with a very specific plan for her.

"Originally it was supposed to be someone that's very known for being a method actor. And if I had been in Philadelphia with a method actor whose intention was to eat me, I think that would have been a different experience."

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Anya Taylor-Joy says the reason she was grateful James McAvoy got cast in Split is because the original actor was a method actor with a very specific plan for her.

"Originally it was supposed to be someone that's very known for being a method actor. And if I had been in Philadelphia with a method actor whose intention was to eat me, I think that would have been a different experience."

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Jeff Teague on Club 520 just declared Miami with Klay Thompson is now a top-4 team in the East — better than Cleveland, better than Detroit, and taking over one of the top two spots along with Philly. He was on the "Klay is washed" side earlier this year, and just fully switched teams

"Miami and Philly are taking over the first two spots. Miami is better than Cleveland. Miami is better than Detroit. That's a fact."

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Shannon Sharpe just publicly gave up on J.J. McCarthy after ONE preseason game — the Vikings' 10th overall pick got banged up again, missed a wide-open Miles Price for an easy touchdown, and Shannon says the team should trade him and roll with Carson Wentz instead

"I've already told y'all. I'm trading him if I can. His M.O. is injuries. Injuries continue to rob him. I trust Carson Wentz more than J.J. McCarthy."

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Shannon Sharpe just publicly gave up on J.J. McCarthy after ONE preseason game — the Vikings' 10th overall pick got banged up again, missed a wide-open Miles Price for an easy touchdown, and Shannon says the team should trade him and roll with Carson Wentz instead

"I've already told y'all. I'm trading him if I can. His M.O. is injuries. Injuries continue to rob him. I trust Carson Wentz more than J.J. McCarthy."

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Joe Rogan on why every politician ends up corrupt: they walk in idealistic, thinking they're going to change the country. Then they see Nancy Pelosi is worth $400 million. They start making small compromises. And once you start lying, you can't see the truth anymore

"As soon as you start lying, you don't see the truth. It's not in front of you. Those lies become who you're trying to project yourself as. And that's how politicians get soured. That's how they get compromised."

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Joe Rogan on why every politician ends up corrupt: they walk in idealistic, thinking they're going to change the country. Then they see Nancy Pelosi is worth $400 million. They start making small compromises. And once you start lying, you can't see the truth anymore

"As soon as you start lying, you don't see the truth. It's not in front of you. Those lies become who you're trying to project yourself as. And that's how politicians get soured. That's how they get compromised."

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A guy on a Kick podcast just told the entire internet why he doesn't try to make women orgasm — he calls it "bad ROI"

"You're going to spend an extra 15 minutes. I could set up my kick stream in that time. Just use a vibrator, it eliminates the whole effort."

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https://t.co/21cOVgkZRE

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A guy on a Kick podcast just told the entire internet why he doesn't try to make women orgasm — he calls it "bad ROI"

"You're going to spend an extra 15 minutes. I could set up my kick stream in that time. Just use a vibrator, it eliminates the whole effort."