Corgnelius

Corgnelius & Stumphrey- just two super buff corgis waddling the streets of West LA.

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

This is Stumphrey sleeping rn. #NoFilterUsed #PerfectionNeedsNoAdjustments #😭#LookAtHisTongueAndSnot #LoveHimSoFckingMuch https://t.co/gWyRvXy6uV

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

On any given day, Stumphrey’s momo looks adorb, but after bath days.... after day days!! whoooooo-eeeeee!! His momo’s on another level. I mean, just look at it!!

#StumpStump* #MomCanU..… https://t.co/OIB72ImXWj

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

Look at him 😭. I still have to actively suppress the urge to squeeeeze him to death. #DailyChecklist #No15 #DoNOTSqueezeDogsToDeath #ShakilyCheckingOff* #Whewww!!… https://t.co/oE4dLQIKx0

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[walking w the boys]
Stranger: Ur dogs are so cute, r they wearing vests? // Me: No, they’re in harnesses. // Stranger: Oh, how cute! Are those better than collars? // Me: i have no idea-… https://t.co/gmqvatFjBC

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I just wanted to take one pic w the boys where at least one of us wasn’t blurry. Instead, i got this!! Special shoutout to the neighbor who got us to simultaneously look up by setting off… https://t.co/RexTYpYkMt

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Omgawd. I love this pic so friggin’ much. Look how well it shows their personalities! Corgnelius- annoyed AF; wondering why this clown is standing so close to him when he has so much… https://t.co/fdz5t472H0

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I confessed to the boys that, as their social media rep, I dropped the ball. Well, dropped the ball, let it roll away & now I can’t find it. We’re ball-less. I thought they’d be barking… https://t.co/3gTGtg1pMg

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

My bad- to clarify that last post, the clownass i was waiting for wasn’t in the pic, that was Stump Stump!

Naw, the lazy clown I was referring to was THIS FRIGGIN 🍞 WHO THOUGHT HE COULD… https://t.co/6VAXjNJ4up

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

If u live w dogs, #NeverOnAFirstDate , show up freshly lint-rolled frm head to toe like that’s how u normally look!! #ItsAFacade #LemmeCorrectMyself #Furcade *

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

ya, ya. any basic can post a pic of their tan legs sprawled out on some beach in Capri or Majorca while they stare at crystal clear 🌊.

But how many ya’ll can post this. Sprawled out on… https://t.co/5K1lBf5Syf

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

Were u worried that Stumphrey changed- grew outta his awkwardness and became a normal dog? Well, let this morning’s pic assuage ur fears.

#AndYa #HesBlockingACar… https://t.co/IQTTBBVopx

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

When other drivers see Corgi and their faces… https://t.co/fDxXdMMwDq

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

.... did these clowns fall asleep in the middle… https://t.co/lJw0v6ArgY

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

*takes out mini post-its and golf… https://t.co/iaZpMTWVsF

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

Random Woman: Ohh, so cute! Are they twins? // Me: *confused look* I’m sorry, couldn’t hear-..?… https://t.co/6d4EvRqwB3

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Our gorg neighbor @Jessikuhh92 & her silly dog Drogo r movin’ away. 😩 Oh gawd. Theres gonna be a… https://t.co/6Pwfkvq7ST

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

Their usual shenanigans.

#You* #WutAmIEvenWatching?… https://t.co/ngu1VO3cxV

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

Current view.
#Talking2Therapist* #OhAndSometimes.. #IQuestionTheExistenceOfMyDogs… https://t.co/ItsBfvitMi

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

volume ⬆️!!
You know wut’s funny. If I wanted to walk with half this confidence, I’d need to be… https://t.co/FzXq4JDLkt

[Corgnelius @Corgnelius]

This stump-to-butt ratio tho. #HowCanThoseCottonBalls... #LiftUpDatAss... https://t.co/VgE9chkRb9