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NJ

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

the cut from the girls all screaming in their cab to the guys sitting in theirs in dead silence makes me cackle every fucking time this is deadass the best show on earth

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Rachel @jonesie17]

I can only imagine the masterpieces being created in Wildwood boardwalk tshirt shops at this very moment

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Dance Moms’ premiered 15 years ago today.

[Tee 🍅 @te3skii]

“Me and Corbin decided to close it off”
The girls:

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

[ jigsaw voice ] are you going to eat your pickle

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[mariana @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Arty 🦊 @ArtyFox_]

Who wants to frott their coke with me

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[em ☁️ @cloudhollanov]

taking an everything shower before every trader joe’s trip just in case connor storrie’s there

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

and that baby turned out to be Trixie Mattel

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[max❀ @cuntwexlerr]

did you enjoy god as jesus