Corkscrews and Caramel

Your Auntie’s Favorite Somm 🍷 | Afro + Latina | BX Native//BK Resident | Culinarian | Podcaster | ♒️ ♍️ ♐️

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

Wine + astrology...yes, please! 🙋🏽‍♀️Check out the new podcast cohosted by yours truly 🍷 ✨ https://t.co/hnFbhmoDmP

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

Don’t let people speak their limitations over you. You are not them.

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

@RxMaha @wOrDsGeTiNdAwAy Better safe than sorry 🩺

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

@RxMaha @conejo_toxico 😍😍

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

6 year old: My dog died. She was a very good girl but she was sick. And now she’s in heaven.

8 year old: how do you know there’s a heaven if you’ve never been there?

Me: you guys excited for the Slime Museum??!

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

Woke up today and decided to be completely unproductive…best decision I’ve made in a long time

[Kathleen Newman-Bremang @KathleenNB]

nathan is, was, BEEN trash — a man with no empathy for other people’s mess while always asking for grace for his own mess. good riddance. fine as hell though. #insecurehbo

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@MatthewACherry I had this exact thought 😂

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Not me rinsing the dust off my stand mixer

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

How I thought Hellbound was going to end . . .

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

Woke up to see the bag of leftovers still on the kitchen table 😩

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

Anything less than 40% off isn't a sale.

[كهرمان @ajscribes]

Friendship is about understanding. We are all transitioning through something. And every transition looks different. Understanding this allows you to create space for friends when they don’t show up & meet your expectations, they’re transitioning too.

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

Me: I barely even feel my seasonal this year…maybe I’ve finally beaten it 🤔

Also me, after the slightest inconvenience:

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

Black people collectively laughing at trauma in their best friend’s car…I felt that #InsecureHBO

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

"Sometimes it's not about making a smart choice, it just gotta make sense to you." is the realest thing ever.
#InsecureHBO

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

@RxMaha 😍😍

[Amanda Muhammad @makomindfulness]

What if it all works out? Dream a little 🖤

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

Damn cameraman….why would you turn when Nelly went to hug Ashanti?!

That’s all I wanted to see this whole verzuz smh

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Not Nicki talking about her “cousin’s friend in Trinidad”

I was ready for her to follow up with “this news article I read on Facebook

[Corkscrews and Caramel @CorksandCaramel]

The more I watch The Sweet Life, the more I realize my friends and I should have a show.

Like you want to watch 30 somethings deal with the exact same BS but with bigger budgets?