Cori ⛈

Medical Lab Tech 👩🏻‍🔬| Pluviophile | I have the capacity to geek | Trained in zero gravity martial arts | My Miniature Schnauzer is my best friend | Ⓥ

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self - Ernest Hemingway

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

You guys… the moon is made of cheese.

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

@rkjenkins07 I would never do that to Brooke.

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The only thing worse than watching a video of two dudes playing yugioh, is watching my husband watch a video of two dudes playing yugioh.

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

Why are phone cases so expensive? And why do I want so many options for my phone?

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

My husband forces me to watch reviews of video games from the 90’s on YouTube every single day. Send help.

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

When you live with someone like @LetSnareBeLight you find weird things in your bed… like jalapeño’s.

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I’m at work & just remembered I left a bean burrito on my bathroom sink that I had intended to eat while doing my makeup. 🤣

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

@spookylydiaa & I love you for it ❤️

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I’m pretty sure @spookylydiaa woke up today & said “Imma make Cori cry today…” 😭🥲

[Tucker Budzyn @tuckerbudzyn]

Never trusts a weenie in a box 😠🌭 #hotdogchallenge

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

Me: “Some people really need to grow up.”

Also me: *Buys light up shoes from Amazon*

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

I dreamed that zombie deer were getting stuck on my back porch… it was… humorous & unsettling.

How am I to Interpret that dream?

[ً @RareFeeIings]

Staying in a relationship JUST because you love somebody is not worth it. Love IS NOT all you need. Respect is what you need. Time is what you need. Reassurance is what you need. Happiness is what you need. A best friend is what you need.

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

I would pay serious money for someone to play with my hair until I fall asleep every night.

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

Me putting on my favorite lounge hoodie at the end of the day

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I always thought it was silly when movies/shows would depict parents sneaking through the house at night & they accidentally step on a loud toy & cringe as they listen for cries…

It’s true & my soul leaves my body every time it happens.

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

I’m in the mood to online shop while soaking in a hot bubble bath 🧼

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

One of my coworkers sends me nightly pictures of her Guinea pigs. I no longer need a therapist. This is all I need.

[Davante Adams @tae15adams]

I’m not retweeting the video but ZAC STACY NEED TO BE THROWN UNDER THE JAIL. Any man that puts his hands on a woman is a coward. Can’t believe what I just saw.

[Cori ⛈ @CorkyRay17]

I am such a sucker for Bath & Body works. They just know how to pull me in with their holiday stuff.