CWT

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Off to change a lightbulb

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Girlfriends have pretended to be interested in your map games for nearly 400 years

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

straight women be like my ex cheated on me with several women because he is secretly gay

[Spurs Legacy @spurs_four]

I pray Wemby never changes

[wrotator @wrotator]

Went to school with this Iranian kid who had the biggest schnoz I’d ever seen on anyone, child *or* adult, but every time someone tried to tease him for it, he’d simply tap his nose and sagely proclaim, “Big nose, many hoes.”

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

If McCain played for any other team he'd be a lovable scrappy dog. But now he's just Hitlers corgi

[blu videl @DBL7803S]

right wingers be like yeah i made a mod of trans people hanging themselves in minecraft because theyre the mentally ill ones of course and im very normal

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

All four ripped to fucking shreds in nanoseconds by a Vickers machine gun at the First Battle of The Marne 1914. RIP.

[Kit Klarenberg @KitKlarenberg]

This is the most important image of the 21st century to date. Study it. Never forgive. Never forget.

[kilkedes ☢️ @kilkedes]

“most important part of being a communist is hope”

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Irish people:

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

Timeline where the Bolshevik Revolution spreads to Turkey, allowing Lenin to get hair transplants, and letting him live another 30 years.

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

im watching this clavicular channel 5 interview and im not tryna be like that but this nigga is slow

[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

prophetic

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Can’t stop watching. There hasn’t been a more perfect visual for neolib protest

[breⒶd @phortuenti]

That'll show him!