CornDogs27

Former USPS Rural Carrier (1993 - 2024)

Surgically Castrated, Freemason, Joined Twitter in 2013.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

Welcome to CornDogs summer.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

I think I might be watching the wrong Xbox showcase because Phil Spencer just showed up and now he’s showing his little phil to the camera

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

I am quite fond of snow leopards.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what you can do for CornDogs27.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

I’m a beast under the sheets. Ladies call me.

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One day I will grow beautiful wings like a butterfly and fly away into the sunset. I will be so majestic.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

Many apps on my iPhone, but only one is the Papa Johns app. That’s my app.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

I’ve canonically met Herbert. Have you?

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

Please. I need to know what bird.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

It is 2 AM and there is a bird outside my window that thinks it’s the morning and wont stop calling. He is extremely loud and I cannot sleep. What did I do to deserve this.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

It is 2 AM and there is a bird outside my window that thinks it’s the morning and wont stop calling. He is extremely loud and I cannot sleep. What did I do to deserve this.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

@blephin_ I'm not sure if I would boo or cheer for JD Vance. Depends on if he shows us his penis.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

@supermega Is this real? Please let it be real.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

@blephin_ I downloaded the CashApp APK and now the lights in my house won't turn on.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

My local barber has a pride month discount. I need a man to have sex with so I can turn gay. However I will also need a woman so I can turn back to a straight.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

rick and morty more like shohri ohtani and morty

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How about a Dowser? I’m licensed in the state of Utah.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I need a dowery

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@blephin_ Hang him. No use for halfwits like him that do nothing but take up space in our world. Wasteful acts of folly like this will have no place in the utopia I plan to create.

[CornDogs27 @CornDogs27USPS]

Does anyone remember the name of the bird that watches you jerk off? 🤔

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Sticks and Stones may break my bones but your words have truly hurt me.

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Investigate Pibb Eleven.