Courtney Evelynn

Dont chase anything but drinks and dreams. xo

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

Whoever said that the second child ain’t about the bullshit. Wasn’t wrong….

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

The anxiety is too much lately…

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

I feel I need to write a book about my birth story. So I don’t have to keep telling it lol

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

I am doing my best, if you don’t like how I do it. Move along….

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

“I’m having a terrible week, is it almost over?!”
“Aunt court… it’s Tuesday” …..

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

Now that I’m a mother of 3. School is approaching and Joey’s working all the time. My sundays will consist of planing every lunch and every supper for the week ahead…… my fave……

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

@Kaleigh61 @_faithdeanna Awhhhh stop it. Thank you 😘

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

@_faithdeanna @Kaleigh61 Magine having a baby you weren’t aware of. Took us a solid week to come up with a name 🤣

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

This anxiety is seriously out of control.....

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

@dez_levy @nicolely1 Dude same. 3 years. We moved. Packed up an entire house. And was nowhere to be found. ..... 💁‍♀️

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

@MichaelaGerrard However I don’t recommend no drugs, pro epidural all the way lol. Good luck xo

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

@MichaelaGerrard They freeze you.. the good ol drugs didn’t take with joe. So I requested to be frozen before they stitched me... Because ain’t nobody into that....

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

@Kaleigh61 I feel the same way turkey

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

Can we please stop judging moms?.... ok thanks!

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

Dear parents of 3 year olds,

Do not tell them it’s their birthday soon unless it’s their birthday tomorrow

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

Salty about what life is throwing at me lately....

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

I asked joe to stop smashing his toy drill on things. He walked over and smashed me in the eye with it.....

[Courtney Evelynn @CornMack]

Up til 1230 researching joeys family tree... I’m dedicated....