Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire

Brother, Son, True “Run the ball” guy. Business Inquires: [email protected]. Up the Hotspur up the Pats up the ladies in the back.

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

Tough injury. Been there #AthleteMcbeef

[Underdog @Underdog]

BREAKING: Christian Pulisic suffered bone bruise and microfracture of the tibia/fibula in game against Belgium, per @TheAthletic.

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

Can’t wait til this tournaments over so these two fucking loser nobodies can go back into their fucking caves

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨 Landon Donovan on Christian Pulisic:

"I speak to people who are at U.S. Soccer. I speak to his sponsors. I speak to his teammates. I speak to the staff and the coaches. People are fed up with the way things are handled around him...there's just this sense about him that you can't get near him."

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

No one (not even me) will be touching my penis until after this fight in solidarity with Conor. Office urinals will be taking artillery strikes they haven’t seen since Nam. Bend it like Beckham as they say #TheMacIsBack

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Conor McGregor says he's been abstaining from all "physical touch" ahead of his return fight this weekend 😅

"The fire is in my belly roaring, and it's about to be released on Saturday night.

I've practiced abstaining also in this camp, it's the first time I've ever done it, from any type of physical touch. That's been intense, I'm excited to see what it brings on Saturday night.

I'm gonna have a good night Saturday, all across the board."

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@KylePagan_ If we banned people from every other sport we’d start flipping cars and killing politicians. Furthest USA will ever get is quarterfinals for the rest of time.

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@JellyRoll615
Your worse than Bin Laden

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@PaidCrab My dick is as hard as a prosthetic leg

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@UnderdogNBA Smartest thing he’s ever said *I trip over a table at the Mexican restaurant knocking over 3 margaritas and a piping hot fajita*

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

Me walking into work 20 minutes late visibly hammered #Algeria

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@PolitlcsUK This is absolute nails. Couldn’t imagine walking up to the bar at 4:30 am visibly shit cocked and ordering a rum and coke while the guy next to me is pissing on the bar.

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@FIFAWorldCup We have been clear and fair with our message: Release Balogun from the shackles of injustice. You have 24 hours to right your wrongs. Swift action will be taken otherwise. #FreeBalogun

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

Me whenever I’m about to go to Bennie’s

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Against All Odds. July 11th.

In partnership with Polymarket.

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

I want America’s best legal minds working on an appeal for Flo Balogun, and if that doesn’t work I want a minimum of 30,000 troops ready to deploy to FIFA HQ in Zürich

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@FIFAWorldCup Our gracious country has hosted your event and you decide to red card our best player. The balls on you retards. Last time I checked FIFA isn’t a country. Prepare for a brutal retaliation #JusticeForBalogun

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@TheBillionaireU Yea sorry Mr Prime Minister no talking until some fuckin baby back ribs hit my plate

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@ShamsCharania @AdamSchefter Loved this guy in NBA 2K17. Let’s go @celtics

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@FreddyLA7 Freddy if I see you I’m going to corner you and make you eat 6 large cheese pizzas from Regina

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@Johnfis08605918 Dr. Bosh!

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@TitleTalkTCL Hey delete this shit

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@SammyBagsmfnobs Best part about Uber is sitting in the passenger seat when you’re the only one getting a ride. Just displaying absolute dominance

[Sir Corn Mcbeef of Atelestershire @CornMcbeef]

@PaidCrab Fuckin kickball game going on over there?