Leggy Bald

I put the weso in awesome. Your favorite leggy bald

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@ATTHelp I placed an order for a phone upgrade. The order just shipped but was sent to my old address. I’ve been on the phone for the last 2 hours with AT@T and UPS and nobody is able to help. Am I stuck waiting for the next 2 weeks while the order is returned?

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@_LaurenLaVera_ @damienleone in Disneyland… wife has to take some business meetings for a few hours. Looks like I finally get to see Terrifier 3! Theater looks to be empty. Should be a good time. Wish me luck

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Happiness.
Wait… too dark

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@XboxSupport hello! I went to boot up Elden ring to prepare for the dlc. There was an issue syncing and now my main character is gone. Is there anything I can do to retrieve? I’ve deleted saves locally and redownloaded. Signed in on another Xbox. Nothing has worked. Help!

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@KatieMarovitch hello! I just sent you a cameo request because I’m a last minute idiot. Here are the dogs if you wanted a visual reference of Toki, Newt and Apple. I don’t know what I’m doing.

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@brookgamingfans hello! We got a fightbox with the Xbox brook board. It’s not working with our series x. We then got the wingman and that’s still getting the Xbox error. I already update the firmware. What else can I do?

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@Shudder am I able to upgrade my current shudder subscription to AMC+ or do I have to cancel and start over?

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@Boogie2988 @TheJDW85 It’s so crazy that we’re at a point where people think “everyone says I’m wrong” somehow means they’re actually right. Gotta dig in because admitting you might be wrong is weakness I guess

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@hoka trying to take ridiculous bad dad selfies at Disneyland. Accidentally made a Hoka ad

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@samreich Shudder colab: Make Some Screams
Lifetakers?
Slashing News?
Insert a better, more creative title here and I’ll take credit for it

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@twisted_twins 77. I feel like a failure. I’ll do better

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@simonsinek As a first responder, Leadership falls back on “it’s the way it’s always been done” or “ this is a different environment than most jobs, we can’t worry about how we talk to people in high stress moments” do you have thoughts on first responder leadership issues?

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@antonystarr Apple says happy birthday

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Apple wants to know why Dewey stole her appointment

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@FedExHelp your virtual assistant has me in a loop of sending me to “contact us” and right back to virtual assistant. My package has been in Dallas for 2 weeks with no updates! Help!

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Reanimator or Evil dead 2 to see the birth of horror comedy

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@JennyENicholson What do you mean “block”?

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@lloydkaufman So we don’t know what it said?
This is my favorite attempt at censorship: nice try, iTunes

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@JesseJerdak 5E : Enchilada Platter

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@damienleone finally got my Art figure. He’s not the easiest to pose, but I did my best to capture some of that essence. Thanks for birthing this gore-machine into our eyeballs!