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Bronouns: He/Him/Bröthur/EatMy/Ass

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Jaylen Waddle finally has a QB.

Watch out.

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Jaylen. Waddle. One. Hand.

[Zac Stevens @ZacStevens]

Sean Payton will very likely miss a Broncos practice or two presenting Drew Brees into the Hall of Fame.

[SleeperBroncos @SleeperBroncos]

Such a joke 😂

[the broncos banner @banneroonie]

@EAMaddenNFL @Patriots @Broncos @RamsNFL @Browns @HoustonTexans @Seahawks @ChicagoBears @Colts @Eagles HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHY NO ONE WITH A BRAIN AND SELF RESPECT PLAYS THIS GAME. disrespectful not having PS2 #1.

[Roman Anthony Enjoyer @AnthonyEnjoyer_]

@EAMaddenNFL @Patriots @Broncos @RamsNFL @Browns @HoustonTexans @Seahawks @ChicagoBears @Colts @Eagles Pat should be the highest but Gonzo easily #2

[Forward @ForwardLeaks]

@EAMaddenNFL @Patriots @Broncos @RamsNFL @Browns @HoustonTexans @Seahawks @ChicagoBears @Colts @Eagles madden will look you dead in the face and say christian gonzalez is better than ps2

[Patriotic Pepe @larson109]

@EAMaddenNFL @Patriots @Broncos @RamsNFL @Browns @HoustonTexans @Seahawks @ChicagoBears @Colts @Eagles That's wierd, when did he win DPOY?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Eagles DC Vic Fangio opening his press conference today:

“I’m gonna be like Fauci and just take the Fifth Amendment on all questions. Did you guys see that? Oh my god.” 😅

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

Sean Payton was asked what makes a Super Bowl formula ...

- I think you have to play good defense.
- You have to get good quarterback play.
- You have to be good on the offensive & defensive lines.
- You have to be well coached.

- I think we’re all of the above.

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

My Wife: “Did you stop at that Asian Massage Parlor on the way Home Again?”….

Me:…

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"What about Jaylen Waddle in Denver..

I think he's gonna be great for the Broncos"

@LauraRutledge #PMSLive

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A look at the Broncos’ new training facility:

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

🚨Yes, THIS literally just happened...

HAWLEY: “Let’s try something. What day of the week is it today?”

FAUCI: “On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.”

[Breyon @bre_88]

Got my fkns dawgs out here lookin like a bottle of 5W-20 😭😭😭😭

[Zack🦈 @NixForSix]

Patrick Surtain II

[NoU @CornPopNotAJoke]

@SpinninBackfist Is this @LeMaireLee

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

This is how I walk when I shit my pants.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Texans WR Tank Dell, who tore his ACL, LCL and MCL, dislocated his knee and sustained meniscus damage during the 2024 season, requiring multiple surgeries and causing him to miss all of 2025, has been cleared to participate in training camp.

[Sayre Bedinger @SayreBedinger]

Jalen Carter:

- 4 years, $152M ($106M gtd)
- 37 QB hits since 2023 (when he was drafted)
- 58 career pressures

Zach Allen:

- 4 years, $102M ($69.5M gtd)
- 111 QB hits since 2023
- 124 pressures since 2023