Mister Cornelius

I are cat

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

@realDonaldTrump please abolish the BATF for their unconstitutional restrictions, pandering to the left, and persecution of law abiding 2A supporters. Do that, and you'll probably be elected for a third term. Oh, the IRS too while you're at it. Thanks!

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

Drools...

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

Deaded

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

I are Trump cat

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

https://t.co/BtQHaeZsEM

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

The slippers never had a chance

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

I has new fur style

[The Dodo @dodo]

Snails are the cutest, most mesmerizing little eaters ever 😍🐌

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

Halp. Mah eyeballs.

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

Sleep yoga

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

My foods has arrived

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

I are dreaming

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

Deaded

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

I are toob junkie

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

Under your couch. Stalking your legs.

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

No feed cat at 1AM? Ju ar baad hooman

[The Dodo @dodo]

If cats could talk... 😹

[Mister Cornelius @CorneliusMister]

My brains are tired from maths