Stewart Phillips

Public sector, occasional actor, village dweller

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Glasgow City Planner: You open that new coffee shop on Union Street?
Manager: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Glasgow City Planner: what

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

@x constant requests to ‘add my birthdate’, moved to threats of ‘loss’ of service if I didn’t add my birthdate. So I add my birthdate and within a morning my timeline is full of semi-naked and naked women. Is X just basically a porn site now?

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

@drjeeves You think?

[Aidan Phillips @ASPhillips_]

The fact that a youth representative has had a pile on instigated by the local administration group is an absolute scandal. Kudos to Matthew for approaching this with a level of maturity and moderation that the local Labour group could learn a thing or two from!

[Aidan Phillips @ASPhillips_]

Last night I was proud to be awarded the King’s Scout Award by HM Lord Lieutenant of Renfrewshire, Col Peter McCarthy. Truly the pinnacle of my Scouting career and the first King’s Scout from the 85th Greenock and District!

[Colin Quinn @realcolinquinn]

So it’s now all out in the open about the sexist, misogynistic #inverclyde convener of education @clockman21

Wolf whistled at a female colleague. Incident was known by senior party figures. Reselected. Handed the education of children as his brief.

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

#NewProfilePic

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

@drjeeves Snap!

[Dougie McCann #MDANT @scots_wa_hey]

“Scotland’s vote has proven crucial in most occasions in deciding UK general election “ states BBC Scotland evening news
Yet according to House of Commons library 1945-2010 only twice in 65 years would absence of Scotlands vote have changed final result. We deserve better

[Matt Oakley @MattOakleyMojo]

Kings of Leon just messaged to say your sex is actually just orange plastic netting flapping in the wind.

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

“I finished early today….well actually I’m a liar, I didn’t bother to start” #legendarypatter

[Bolton Wanderers @OfficialBWFC]

👊 @JackIredale14 getting the ball rolling this afternoon!

#bwfc

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

@glove931 Just me, or does J Barrett look like Dwayne Dibbley?

[NT Stats @NTStats]

Jack Iredale 🔢🆚 Stevenage

⏱️ 90 minutes
🥅 1 goal
🅰️ 1 assist
🖊️ 1 penalty won
💪 2 tackles won
🛑 3 blocks
🫧 5 clearances
🚧 2 interceptions
⭐ 8.9 rating (@FotMob)

#bwfc

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

Treat yourself to #batterypark @thebeaconarts tomorrow. Great writing, great performances, great music. @SWtheatre

[Row Z @drawnfromrowz]

The morning after the night before.

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

Just bought tickets for Battery Park at the Beacon. Show might be up your street @AuntyKazza @ShivaD1 @SWtheatre #batterypark @thebeaconarts

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

Fanatical support for a football team is inversely proportionate to actual understanding of the how the professional game is played.

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

@lionsofficial 1983 lion Roger Baird, had a nice chat while we waited for our wives outside the ladies toilets at Nantes airport. Didn’t look a pound heavier or a day older (unlike me!!)

[Stewart Phillips @Cornerlea1]

Good luck tonight. But, the gulf in squad value is massive.