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[JCTHFC @JCTHFC]

Genius! 😂

[. @Cornerstore26]

@Lee41740 @EuropeanBob26 Says the bald fat cunt

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

⚪ People talk about Zidane's volley and Bale's bicycle kick. But 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 goal from Eden Hazard is Real Madrid's greatest Champions League strike.

The perfect team goal.

[. @Cornerstore26]

@SkyFootball @SkySportsNews The best xi is there and the rest are players who accept they wont be starters so wont fuss or cause media drama if not selected.

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@richard1999jon1 @GBInvestor1990 Imagine caring about being one of the lads when youre an adult.

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@zubairg sounds like mama has written this

[s @exfootballfan]

De Ligt is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Carrick doesn’t want the team being distracted in the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks – a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Bayern got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Utd thought it was worth a punt just for past reputation. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 90 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised back” early in the season? Hormones. After the Palace game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He had it done last week. FA say he can’t be in the men’s game any more. He has chopped his dick off.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

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@Red1Tweets @narendramodi @netanyahu 😆

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@OGtalksfootball @awaisga @Aadil_2001 @misterrhussainn Our community folllow Saudi unfortunately.

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@deanmind @mufcytp Tell em Deano

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@R_o_M Is it a crime if hes held down and has his hair shaved off?

[. @Cornerstore26]

@Mo_Arsenal9 https://t.co/Yaswwsue5A

Fjck off

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🥵🥵🥵 Matheus Cunha - that is special. 💥

[. @Cornerstore26]

@tezzamulvey @AdamMcKola https://t.co/aQSpyosL16

Yes...

[UnKnoWnLFC @Datguy635]

Troopz reaction to Man United's goal🤣🤣

[. @Cornerstore26]

@AdamMcKola Tell Robbie to shove it 😆

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🥵🥵🥵 Matheus Cunha - that is special. 💥

[. @Cornerstore26]

@Kearnsy1906 Best CB of all time though?

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Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂