Ray Woods

[Ray Woods @CornetMaster]

@SaveRedlandLibr 10:40 more like!!

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@itsmemyra__ I’ll boot you off your stool you tool!!!

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Thank you @ITV Win for hosting the @Rachel_Lowe competition. The Games arrived today and look fabulous. Can’t wait to open one. Thanks too for the planned London trip. Epic!!! London Eye, Mdm Tussauds & Aquarium. London Baby!!

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@Days_Are_Gone They scored over 400 in 2 rounds. Must be a record

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@earthcurated A. It’s about timelines. Consider the Earth from its creation to now. Billions of years, & within another 100,000 years we’ll be extinct (next ice age). We’ll be the width of a pin on the timeline. Other planets may be the same. Chances of overlapping existence is zero

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@JamesBlunt The was a songster called Blunt,
Who sang like a cat for a stunt,
He made loads of money,
And his posts are quite funny,
But some people thinks he’s a Count!
….well you do have that pale vampire look!

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@SamRyderMusic awesome vocals, audience engagement and stories behind the songs tonight at @kingtuts Glasgow tonight. What a privilege to be so close to the superstar.

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@EDI_Airport Who won?

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@scottish_water I dearly hope that the works at the end of Causewayhead, Stirling, are emergency works. If planned, you’ve caused chaos due to the main bridge in Stirling being shut today as planned. Diabolical planning on your part having 4-way lights on the diversion route!!!! Shame on you!!

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#BBCLauraK Isreal is undertaking genocide in Gaza (see UN). Isreal is 73% Jewish. Normal people hate watching genocide. Some protest to ‘do something’ & get arrested. This drives diminishing love of Isreal/Jews & conflict occurs. What is the solution?

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@EDI_Airport @soowoojones we could get really drunk before our flight..brilliant!!

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@chesscom nice April Fools daily puzzle. With White to move, any move white does, except move the king, ends in checkmate! Very clever

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@IDFmobilites I fly to
Paris from UK tomorrow so bought the weekly 5 zone pass via the App, but it won’t load into my iPhone or Apple Watch. How do I make it work?

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@staplenick @BBCiPlayer I did string him along! I said the MS Windows was corrupted by my wife looking at porn!! He then asked if I did? I was ‘Outraged’. He said he did!! I said he was on speakerphone with my wife next to me (true). We struggled not to laugh. We love wasting scammers time!

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@staplenick @BBCiPlayer Ironically during your broadcast we answered a call: a chap saying our MS Windows was compromised! Kept him busy, saying booting up, checking Emails etc…He wanted AnyDesk downloaded, then upset him when saying I had a MacBook!! He called me a liar & would prosecute me! SCAMMER

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@Vitality_UK @Velondon Then why not do your own post on your X feed to state you are fixing an issue, to save members having to search your replies to find out. My wife & I cannot login right now. Don’t reply to me saying you’re fixing it. Do a general post.

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@BBCNews Landing at London Oxford Airfirld

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@BBCNews Someone is hiding

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@BBCNews Furthermore this private jet hiding its details departed from Stornoway & appears to be heading to London