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@LilithLovett better analogy for circumcision... they didn't even ask me dude

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@cattplesauce Congrats!!!! glad ur back. what smart ass degree you get

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@cattplesauce Do you have a letterboxd?

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@cattplesauce Asking zuck to kill himself is bold but appreciated. Ty meow, our bravest soldier

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@cattplesauce Drunk texts from the bar bathroom are peakkkkkkk

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@cattplesauce I wanna see it!! If you like it let me know

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@cattplesauce I'm too late to the game. I'd kill for a tofu scramble on a roll with sundried tomatoes or peppers with some vegan sausage or bacon. Cheese obviously

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@cattplesauce I don't dream of jobs so I can't answer. *Don't press me*

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@humpkin_galileo @LoungingLegume @TheOmniLiberal Imagine a world where people say "don't perform illegal acts" and you defend a guy who says they should be put to death. Reevaluate your life. You won't tho bc critical thinking isn't your strong suit

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@humpkin_galileo @LoungingLegume @TheOmniLiberal Imagine defending a guy like this, claiming pedophelia is punishable by death, and still defending them unironically when they show up in the files a million times and call it a dem hoax. You're unserious. Pedophelia isn't punished by death (should be) so you're inherently wrong

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@cattplesauce Hope you see my reply. I haven't made it in a while And I hope you do

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@cattplesauce It's too long to reply here. I'll dm everything I just typed out

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@cattplesauce Probably already made dinner, but I have a killer recipe for vegan banh mi

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@cattplesauce Do you have any experience with that? I'm sure if one leaves they'll regret it

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@cattplesauce Maybe you're the better person for reaching out. Sometimes old friends are just as afraid or think things would be weird if they reached out first

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@cattplesauce At least when you put "team lead" on your resume, you won't be lying

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@cattplesauce The biggest Oscar Mayer Winner we knew

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@cattplesauce The world was built to be against bad b's. Blame society and start your joker arch

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@cattplesauce Was it already your bday? What did you get?

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@cattplesauce Uh wrong. Drunk cigarettes are not cigarettes according to science