Corp Rat HQ

Making our millions from your ecocide #CorpRat - “absurdist agitprop” (Irish Times)

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

Who’s behind the Climate Crisis?
Who’s making money while the world burns?
Who’s ensuring the media ignore the Climate Emergency?

Your climate protests won’t stop us. We’re here to stay.
And you haven’t seen the last of us.

#CorpRat

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

The mad profit-haters at @XRebellionUK spent last week shouting about "climate change" or something, but don't worry - CorpRat Insurance are committed to making money out of dirty projects & climate uncertainty. Where there's risk, there's profit! #CorpRat #WeGuaranteeBadThings

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

CorpRat Insurance are out celebrating record profits after underwriting some despicably dirty projects. Carbon Bonuses all round! #CorpRat #InsureOurFutureNow #WeGuaranteeBadThings @XRebellionUK

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

Since when was offering Morality-Free Insurance a crime? The City's riddled with it!
Needless to say, CorpRat Insurance remain happy to underwrite any project, regardless of morality and / or criminality.
We Guarantee Bad Things!

[Extinction Rebellion UK 🌍 @XRebellionUK]

Without your officers' quick thinking, this suspicious character could've been confronting the insurance industry bosses with their climate crimes.

Get in touch with us at #ExtinctionRebellion & tell us why you were doing this rather than arresting the real #ClimateCriminals!

[Stroud Green @StroudGreenSch]

Proud to be a part of #TheBigOne for #EarthDay with Harris Westminster Sixth Form this morning! #climatecrisis

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

Presenting the #CorpRat award for Profit over Planet to #DEFRA - keep up the good work! Regulate nothing - CorpRat approves!

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

Delighted to be presenting our #CorpRat awards at 55 Tufnell Street this morning - keep up the good work! #ProfitOverPlanet

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

@HumansOfXR @XRebellionUK @XR_BSE Yeah yeah power to the MONEY more like

[©️hristopher ®️eeve 💚🇺🇦🇵🇸 @cjreeve]

#CorpRat #TheBigOne #ClimateJustice

[Extinction Rebellion UK 🌍 @XRebellionUK]

& look who's at 55 Tufton St, the most dangerous street in Britain.

It's the Corprats, good pals with the Global Warming Policy Foundation, here to announce a new set of policies - privatise the planet, regulate nothing...

[Extinction Rebellion UK 🌍 @XRebellionUK]

Today police raided a building associated with Extinction Rebellion & are stopping and searching people with xr flags or symbols in London.

We have the right to protest & we will not be deterred from demanding #ClimateJustice.

Join us.
10am Hyde Park 15th + 16th.
#ActNow

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

No taxes *and* record profits from the #ClimateCrisis ?
That’s what being a #CorpRat star is all about! 🌟
Well done #Shell - CorpRat approves! 💰😍

[XRUK Live @XRUK_Live]

#Shell makes record profits yet refuses to pay taxes. 2021 was the 4th year in a row, when the company paid no tax in the #UK

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

Why the #ClimateCrisis protests at @Shell_UKLtd HQ today? Because they've made a classic #CorpRat Climate Pledge!
"Net zero" by 2050 .. but have they stopped exploring for oil? Nope!
No need for a plan when you can just make up a promise! #ProfitBeforePlanet #CorpRatPledge #Shell

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

A great #CorpRat Climate Pledge from @Unilever - net zero by 2039!
Do they have a plan to actually get there? Nope! A bit of offsetting, a bit of double counting, and a firm expectation that by 2038, we'll all have forgotten. Good job, Unilever! #CorpRatPledge #ClimateCrisis

[XR Photography @XRphotos]

#corporatesrats @ #lloydsoflondon
12 April 2022

📷 Gareth Morris

#documentingclimateprotectors #documentingbritain

[XRCalderdale @XRCalderdale]

There are some brave Valley 🦊 in London this morning. In solidarity with Indigenous Land Protectors Protesting Lloyds of London, an insurer of the Transmountain Pipeline expansion (#TMX) #extinctionrebellion #Greenwash cleaners & banking rats keeping spirits high.

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

Profit before planet - that's the Lloyd's way!
@LloydsofLondon #CorpRat #ClimateCrisis
https://t.co/oHmQnpie1H

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

CorpRat are right at home in the @LloydsofLondon HQ this morning! Making profit from underwriting the worst #ClimateCrisis firms in the world? Sounds like a #CorpRat plan to us!
#ExtinctionRebellion #ClimateProfiteering

[Neil Henderson @hendopolis]

THE SUN: Sorry, it’s the wrong kind of wind #TomorrowsPapersToday

[Corp Rat HQ @CorpRatHQ]

Corp Rat held our arms fair at #COP26, because we know when there’s a #ClimateCrisis, someone’s going to need new guns.
Looks like the UK government knew it too!
#CorpRat - always right.

[COP Climate Action Plan @Cop26P]

'At #COP26 we didn't reduce emissions much but we did flog some battleships.'

Is this really what #COP26 is about in a #ClimateEmergency?

@GeorgeMonbiot @dpcarrington

https://t.co/azd0i8KG6w

[Anthony Côté Leduc @AnthoLeduc]

Les rats-corpos de l'industrie fossile se font entendre pendant la grande marche d'aujourd'hui à #Glasgow. 🐀🛢️💰

« Brûlez du gaz, du pétrole ou du charbon, sinon on vous poursuit » scandent-ils.

#cop26