Corporate Koala

Resident tech support husband and dad. Project Manager on the side, the long-declared dead profession that somehow won't go away.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

Let me get this straight.

1) Using cobalt (batteries) going forward will be criminal, as it is mined under slave-like conditions.

2) Shipping infinity jobs to India is perfectly fine.

Right. Thought for a moment these guys had a policy for once not designed to blow up Australia

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@SmashJT How has Asha not done the ONE thing to stop the bleeding: Send out the freaking email telling everyone to rip out woke from every game NOW. The people that object are perfect to put on a fire-yesterday list.

How hard is this lesson to learn? How many millions $$ burning?

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@Lifeinvestmoney Only if you are female: Risk & Compliance Advisor. You don't even need to work, just tell everyone how bad of a job they are doing.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@BagginsB26148 @IfindRetards I wish you weren't right. Can't put my finger on it, Chinese games just really don't scratch my itch. My primitive brain wants a burly, gruff white dude in heavy armor making shit happen.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@ZssBecker That is also the reason we can finally see a serious public backlash. We can now right this ship. They came for our games too hard. Every gamer is now radicalized.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@unseen1_unseen My oh-shit moment with Air fryers was frying a steak. Can't believe I ever made steaks any other way.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@LaNativePatriot Funny thing is: No player would object to a couple hot lesbians as eye candy in the game. We object to them running the show as all-powerful girlbosses. We have enough of that shit in real life.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

X is full of SI "project manager" agents menacingly herding coding agents. Either the owner directs the value creation and distribution, or you've just automated status theatre.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@profstonge Gotta be honest. I liked many of Trump's policies. I also assumed it was going to lead to a recession, the starting line was just too horrible. Can't believe the speed of things starting to turn around on some huge issues. Super jealous on behalf of Australians.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@nuhre_ What? They have not hit a creative wall at all. They slammed shut the door and nailed it shut at the creative ideas trying to ram their way in.

Endless creative ideas out there, Indies are winning that game right now. Go woke, go broke.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@21stRobotics Can we stop these silly things yet? People do not want robots in their life to have them dance... Showing murder-bots is even less helpful to people wanting them.

Wake me when they can cook me an awesome meal.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@DHughesy I agree with many of your takes. This one is 50% off. This same thing has been tried in many countries and failed. Look at Hungary. We need to fix Men's income dramatically, not women's. That can't happen without ripping out DEI and removing cheap Indian competition.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

You know a fishing trip with the boys was massively successful when:

> You have no clue what is new in your mates' life after a full day on the water.
> Everyone caught fish. Everyone returned home empty-handed anyhow.
> Your phone has 5 urgent messages you oh so sadly missed.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@ellymelly At this point I am wondering if they are actually trying to crash the economy as fast as possible.

They keep implementing every policy in the book that sinks the ship.

In a sense, I am thankful they are going so hard. Gives us a chance at the next election to turn the ship.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

A 2025 PMI research found projects with a clear vision succeeded 63% of the time, against 14% with none. So would you bet a project on a clear vision or on a fancy methodology?

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@Anant54637388 @ChrisWillx People nowadays grind when young, promising family later. Only to grind away their ability to build a family.

The growing done together in a supportive relationship is insane-level. How do you fit an imperfect person into a finely ground out life later on?

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@SelfMadeMastery Fishing on a tiny boat with a couple mates. It is highly likely only about 10 or so words shall be spoken and no fish get caught. It'll be divine.

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

Ok, who is making this video game? I want to pre-order.

[Ruby Reviews @rubytubee]

Crusades 2.0 will be lit! https://t.co/LbFVQJV2EO

[Corporate Koala @CorpoKoala]

@GarrettPetersen Use the world to give other ideas a suit to wear. There are so so many games where the gameplay was great, the story or characters just poorly executed. New Gears of War, case in point.