Big thanks to @10TV for coming out last night and talking to some of our youngest fans!
“It’s great to see these women playing because sometimes you only see the men...and it’s great to help us girls see that we can play professional soccer.” https://t.co/8NS6BhGWP9
General,
This pains me to write, but I must remain a humble leader of men. This campaign has certainly been a tumultuous one; both professionally and personally. I thank you all for your support, prayers, and love. I shall retreat to my fishing cabin north of the border...
To all men and women of the Union,
I thank all of you for making this campaign memorable and joyous. I have enjoyed all of the comradery with all of you this year! We will always be 5 lines strong! For the Union!
- Your humble General
@MajDubinsky
I have the upmost faith you will lead the men to victory today. I would join you in your battle against the bears but I must prepare Fort Mapfre for the invasion from the lion. Wishing you the best.
Your friend,
- Cpl. Williams
@GeneralTorts
I’ve gotten word of your defeat to the bears, we have also been defeated in the capital city. Now this week we must both return home & defend the city. Your men must stop the bears, my men shall defeat the lion. We’ll all win together, for Columbus.
Cpl. Williams
We return to Ft. Audi and the site of @FirstSteffen great defensive triumph last campaign denying the Englishman victory. May he help lead us to glory again this day!
We’ve made it to the capital city and we’re about to ambush the one they call Wayne Rooney. The stories I’ve heard is he’s some drunk from across the pond. We’ll defeat him and his troops soon and return home.
@asalem6
Best of luck to you in your battle against Chicago. I pull for you back home in Akron. We will battle the forest killers today and come out victorious here at Fort Mapfre. I will write after both of our victories.
Your friend,
-Cpl. Williams