corporate.sween

CEO of Corporate America

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@simplymorgn Honestly 💯

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They will call it “420 Minutes”

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NEW: Joe Rogan is reportedly being considered as a possible “60 Minutes” replacement for Anderson Cooper.

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Boss: Hope you’re well rested. It was busy while you were out on PTO. Where’d you go again?

Employee: On an Argentinian Cruise.

Boss:

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Dad with stage 4 cancer dies after insurance company said tumor-shrinking treatment was 'not medically necessary' https://t.co/6KA8X8KvgX

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Health Insurance companies when a father of two with stage 4 cancer requests treatment to shrink the tumors in his liver.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨The CEO of a company that profits from AI being overvalued unbiasedly announces that AI is undervalued.

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Blame it on AI. Keep it moving. 💃🕺🚀

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@captainatomIDC @InternetH0F What company is this?

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@andruyeung Working 24 hours a day is literally absurd. I work no less than 60 hours a day. How? Because I don’t operate on 24 hour days nor do I operate on the Gregorian Calendar. Why? Because I’m a thought leader.

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Copenhagen is not what it seems.

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5 terrible things about working in Copenhagen. Which one is the worst?

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CEO steals hat from boy at US Open

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If you found this helpful, follow me for more. If you didn’t find this helpful, you’re a loser.

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If you don’t feel threatened by your employees then you’re a terrible business leader. Every single one of your employees is striving to topple your authority and usurp your position. They are conspiring against you every single day. Act accordingly. 👇

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Position them against each other. Stir up drama. Chastise the top performer on a team call. Take credit for their work. Remind them of your accomplishments. Get political. Project your own insecurities onto them and make them believe it’s their fault.

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Here’s how New Yorkers feel about robots.

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Before vs After Coldplay Concert

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People defending Andy Byron, Astronomer CEO

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Andy Byron’s Wife’s Divorce Attorney

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Before vs After the Coldplay Concert