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Zane: How are you?

Cole: I have this headache that comes and goes

Jay: [comes in the room] hi guys

Cole: there it is

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@LZ_n_WW_Fan @LuvforLuhLloyd [The thing is, Harumi has caused Lloyd irredeemable trauma. He is deeply traumatized by the things she has done.
It's a good thing but this only shows how some of you have never been in a toxic relationship, therefore not grasping the reality of what Llorumi is]

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[Also I'm terribly sorry for not posting any quotes in so long
Life has been getting in the way ;(]

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[I saw a Lloyrumi blocklist floating around on my main and would like to nominate myself to be added to it.
If u support any kind of abusive relationship dni, ty.]

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Lloyd: you were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch!

Jay: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. he likes fruit loops.

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Garmadon: when you see the Overlord, be sure not to look directly into his eyes

Lloyd: because we'll turn to stone?

Garmadon: no, because his eyes are ugly

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Jay: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Cole: that's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Kai: but what if we die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Jay: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

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Kai: dumbest scar stories, go

Jay: I burned my tongue once drinking tea

Cole: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it

Nya: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand

Lloyd:

Lloyd: i have emotional scars

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@Dogger_Box im a big opposite shipper but YES all og 4 ninja ships hold a special place in my heart

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Kai: did you know kissing reduces stress?

Zane: affirmative

Kai:

Zane:

Kai: you look stressed. like, really stressed. just wanted to let you know

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Cole: I think we're missing something

Lloyd: teamwork?

Nya: cohesion?

Zane: a general sense of what we’re doing?

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Cole: [setting down a card] ace of spades

Kai: [pulling out an uno card] +4

Jay: [pulling out a Pokémon card] Jolteon, I choose you

Zane: [trembling] what are we playing

[🌋 Etheram 🌋🍉 @Etheram2]

Ninjago incorrect quotes like the old time?😳
It's been like... a year since I haven't draw Ninjago content lol
#NINJAGO

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Jay: isn't it weird that people pay to see other people

Cole: concerts?

Kai: prostitution?

Jay: glasses

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Kai: sure is dark in here

Cole:

Kai: not that I’m scared or anything. I’m a brave man.

Cole:

Cole: do you want me to hold your hand?

Kai: oh thank god I thought I was going to have to ask you

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Jay: I think i’ve fallen for you...

Kai: well then get the fuck up.

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Kai: Jay hasn’t responded to the selfies I sent him

meanwhile, Jay, on twitter: how do you spell hansom?

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Lloyd, on the phone: hello?

Jay: it’s Jay

Lloyd: what did he do this time?

Jay: no it’s me, Jay

Lloyd: what did you do this time?

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Zane: when I asked for a spoon, I meant like the utensil

Cole, hugging him from behind: oh

[Mailbox @mailbox_art]

*collective screaming* #ninjago #lego #ninjagotwt #ninjagofanart

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Zane: [shuts down]

Kai: qUICK PUT HIM IN RICE

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Zane: Kai, I'm sad

Kai: [holds out arms for a hug] it’s going to be okay

Cole: Jay, I'm sad

Jay: [nodding] mood