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Dad. Partner to a woman 2x smarter. 85% sure he knows what he's doing; 70% as funny as he thinks. Hates Bullies. In between Political Parties. Maybe not Robot?

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

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@lawindsor It'll last somewhere between a "2020 News Cycle" and a "Scaramucci".

[Acyn @Acyn]

Here’s how Fox and Republicans are framing Walz’s comments on the border and here’s a longer video of what he actually said.

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Ope...

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

“After 15 months of coming up short…Comer recently approached one of his Republican colleagues and made a blunt admission: He was ready to be “done with” the impeachment inquiry into Biden” -⁦@AnnieGrayerCNN⁩ ⁦@MZanona⁩ https://t.co/YMaw3gGzO5

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

I was hoping our breakup would never become public. We had such a great thing while it lasted James. I will miss the time we spent together. I will miss our conversations. I will miss the pet names you gave me. I only wish you the best and hope you find happiness.

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@Talyn777 They've been field-testing this by cleaning up the crying MAGA's done for the last 3+ years after Trump lost 2020.

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@HouseGOP The Speaker consults the Bible for everything... let's not celebrate him throwing around words like "Reality".

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@kornpopdog @AngryRN74 @Acyn So is your ratio

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@TheRickWilson @Dreamweasel "It'S nOt A cUlT!" they cry...

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

"He never said that."
"OK, he said that but he was joking."
"He wasn't joking but he was justified."
"As President for a 2nd term, he'll proudly hang his enemies, as the people demand."

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Former President Trump never acted like a President.

He didn't need to be a big whiny baby about losing the 2020 election fair and square.

But he did it because he's a man terrified of being out of power.

This isn't hate: these are just the consequences of his actions.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

President Trump didn’t need to be president.

He didn’t need to subject himself to the hate.

But he did it because he loves this country and is fighting for YOU!

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@DeathMetalV "We WiLl NoT LiVe iN fEaR!"

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"I won't wear a mask" screamed by people who don't feel safe unless they have 30lbs of armaments, ammunition, and protective equipment to go to their local grocery store.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Btw, tough guy Chris Christie just raised his hand to say he’d support Donald Trump if Trump is the nominee…EVEN IF TRUMP IS CONVICTED. Even if Trump is convicted.

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@CalltoActivism Predictable

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Incoming disappointment in 3...2...

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

https://t.co/WbZ5T8lmNO

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Vivek Ramaswamy wants to give Ukraine to Russia. Fuck that clown

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Zoom call from hell.

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@GOP @madisongesiotto You mean the Vice President Pageant?

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@ProjectLincoln That depends on how many documents he's holding and his... well, Depends...

He'll try to claim his 347lb weight is also protected under the Presidential Records Act.