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Just a middle-aged Dad-dude who can be snarky but wants to keep it real!

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I am a @HoustonTexans fan until the day I die, but they have been straight up ass today. Going for it on 4th down multiple times instead of taking the points, missing field goals, and being unable to stop Cincinnati’s offense has been a disaster. 0-2 to start the season is rough.

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My wife and I are taking our son to see @GoodCharlotte tonight. It’s his first concert, and their music got us through his cancer treatments. We are so excited to share this time with him and want to thank the band for their music!

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@BernieSanders Oh, Bernie, you crazy, old commie bastard... I know you like to pretend you want socialism, but wait, which of your 7 figure homes do you preach that from again?

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Um, so I just watched I’m Not Ashamed for the first time and just found out @BenDaviesActor from the @michaeljknowles podcast is a main character. Also, I absolutely loved the movie. I remember vividly when this happened. Such an amazing story about the love for God!

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@CodyRhodes as I understand it, you and I got tattoos in the same place in Denton, TX. I think that is absolutely freaking awesome!

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@IlhanMN Oooh. Ilhan is big mad. Maybe her brother husband can console her

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Can we all just agree that @Tim_Walz is a little punk ass bitch who benefited from the Somali fraud and knew about it the whole time? Fuck you, Tampon Tim.

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Oh look, @RealCandaceO contradicts herself AGAIN! Shocker…@TPUSA

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@bronbreakkerwwe should change his name to The “Bron” to let @KingJames know who the real one is.

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https://t.co/MkK6nbosxE Why does this look like it could have been @supershayne and @RealCandaceO doing this in the 80s?

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Okay, seriously…All I want for Christmas is the #CarolinaReaper #Cheetos. I will get a tattoo of @ChesterCheetah if that’s what it takes. They are, without question, my absolute favorite. @Fritolay, what’s a man gotta do???

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Is it just me, or does @SHAQ just seem like the most awesome dude ever? What wouldn’t give to meet him and just thank him for being an amazing man and role model, not just for kids, but for us adults/fathers as well! He’s an icon for greatness, humility and servitude! God bless!

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@harryjsisson Interesting, because the winner said Trumpnwas deserving of the award while @CAgovernor’s regime is making girls sign forms in schools stating they are mentally unstable if they don’t want deranged boys in their locker rooms. Kid, I hope that money the DNC pays you is worth it.

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Is anyone else’s @peacock app not loading? What’s going on?

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Not gonna lie, I’m pretty irritated with @amazon right now. I paid for same day shipping, and it isn’t here 2 days later. And of course they won’t refund the shipping cost I paid. I can either refund the whole thing or nothing at all…

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Has anyone ever noticed the new @Rangers logo looks like a @realDonaldTrump @POTUS profile? I’m not mad about it. #trump

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@MichaelSteele @realDonaldTrump Hey Michael, why did you become a turncoat with your liberal bullshit on PMSNBC?

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I cannot even begin to express the love I have for my @astros @WWE belt. The origins of my love for this run deeper than I can express!

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Hey, um @WWE, I ordered a belt and paid the 2 day shipping on Saturday, and it says it won’t be here until Thursday. If this is the case, I better get refunded for that shipping fee. @WWEShop

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@CAgovernor @realDonaldTrump @PeteHegseth You’re such a pathetic weasel. It’s interesting you post this when you’ve had the power to stop this bullshit before it ever started, yet you try to push the blame on him for YOUR failures. Go pound sand, you slimy jackass.