Corrie Shatto

uses media, am good at the socials

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@HuntShowdown Preorder with shipping date as March 2023?

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

BREAKING: IATSE Members in TV and Film Production Voted to Authorize the first nationwide industry strike in our 128-year history.

98.68% voted yes, and voter turnout among eligible members was nearly 90% #IASolidarity #IATSEVoted

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I wish Scam Likely would follow through on his threats and actually make this a FINAL courtesy call.

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@lizzygreenbean_ @AOC The AOC side glasses lift is iconic I want one just with that lol

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@BeeInAHat @AOC Maybe swap color focus so dark purple highlights “Me” and “AOC” instead of “plus” as that combo is the centerpiece of the saying 😍 only jumping in here because I love!

[Matthew Anderson @MattAndersonNYT]

Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know:

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Why is it so easy to make yoga pants out of recycled materials but literally nothing else.

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@JeremyWest @JeffreyWest It’s for me

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Anyone else get more calls from scams than from family or friends🙋‍♀️

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AKA Jurassic World. #autocorrect

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@SarahEnni All I ate on saturday

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Love when jackets immediately wrinkle in the elbow pit like whoever designed this thought I wouldn’t need to bend my arms

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@JeremyWest Not so humble brag

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I just pulled my bandaid off to readjust it but like that’s not how these things work

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@JeremyWest This is so you

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you pray hard enough, nothing happens.

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1/3 of your life is spent sleeping

Another 1/3 is spent trying to fit too many dishes in the dishwasher.

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This is content

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this and you will receive your reward within the next week or so in the form of a random good thing that would have happened anyway.

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@maurenegoo I’m from here and I still don’t know how to get over the hill