Cort Murphy

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

All time unforced error

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

A 115.1 mph, 339-foot single from Yordan Alvarez

[MLB @MLB]

Everyone was watching the ball …

Only Cam Smith knew it wasn’t gone 😮‍💨

[Cort Murphy @CortMurphy]

Vaz to diaz when he gets back

[Cort Murphy @CortMurphy]

@brianmctaggart Love seeing a NOBLETIGER

[Robert Land | Houston Sports Talk Podcast Host @HSTPodcast]

If Altuve hits Injured List tomorrow, 7 of the 10 Opening Day Astros Starters will be OUT
2B -Altuve (out)
SS - Pena (out)
3B - Correa (out)
C - Yainer (out)
LF - Loperfido (out)
CF - Meyers (out)
P - Hunter Brown (out)

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

The Texas Rangers are members of the American League. The Tampa Bay Rays are members of the American League. It is impossible for them to meet in the World Series

The Texas Rangers have won a World Series. The Tampa Bay Rays have never won a World Series

The Tampa Bay Rays have more World Series wins at Globe Life Field, the home of the Texas Rangers, than the Texas Rangers have

[Cort Murphy @CortMurphy]

@ApolloDez1 @ApolloJosh1 I still believe he’s next

[MLB @MLB]

They’re young. They’re hungry. They’re the first to 30 wins.

Don’t blink or you’ll miss the @astros.

[Cort Murphy @CortMurphy]

@CopierCollin Thanks for clarifying

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

That'll be four times the roof at Globe Life Field has been open this season. Since 2022, the Astros have opened the roof at Daikin Park for two regular-season games. Story with @SamBlum3 from last month - https://t.co/MBuEyrLn9D

[Tyler Stafford @tylercstafford]

For context, there were 9 full teams in 2025 that had a lower fWAR than the Astros current injured list.

[Cort Murphy @CortMurphy]

Salazar needs to do some blocking drills

[Chris McCosky @cmccosky]

AJ Hinch: "We play a really good brand of baseball here. That didn't feel like it. I'm not judging intent. But I know when you go out on the field in those confrontations, you usually feel like you are in your right. It didn't feel good being out there."

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Framber Valdez is a fucking loser. This is why you had to take a three-year deal in February, dickhead.

[Brian LaLima @BLima790]

The broadcast crew absolutely bodies Framber Valdez on the call: “The guy who started it is hiding in the back..let’s hope he doesn’t cross up his catcher now because he’s mad” 💀 💀

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

Steven Okert already pitched (and you're seeing why). Kai-Wei Teng got five outs on Saturday. Bennett Sousa has gone two of the past three days. Bryan Abreu went two innings yesterday, in the same game AJ Blubaugh threw 59 pitches. Enyel De Los Santos has gone two in a row.

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

A win. An actual win.

[Collin @CopierCollin]

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