Our Brother Nick

Did you bring me any free stuff?

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“Clear air is the black ice of the sky.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I thought it was a ruby red shovel”

(Referring to the line “I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights” in Carrie Underwood’s Before He Cheats)

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I’ve been getting pretty sassy with my ChatGPT.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“Hey! I have 90 degree vision.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I’m pretty on Tik Tok, and I haven’t seen that trend.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“It gives some resistance to the chew.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I’m hungover on life, I think.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I have a tick for dramatic timing when it comes to choking on a drink.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I almost dropped the mic, as in all of the steaks.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“About once a month, I get caught in a “giggle.””

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“Tommy, you’re my accessory.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I feel like you’re always getting charged by mule deer.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I was hungover from the exhaustion.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I would pay rent to use your freezer space

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“Just a woman that’s passionate about walking.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“I ordered an eggs Benedict. I felt so sophisticated!”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“Have you ever been barked at by a 50 year old woman?”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

“Huron is the most mid Great Lake there is.”

[Our Brother Nick @CorteseTommy]

"My mouth was on Agua. Wait no that's water. I meant fuego."