Bobby

University of Iowa ‘20 / Gym Enthusiast

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

My girlfriend after hitting the curb 3 times in one car ride

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Still Relevant

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Story of my life: 😂😫

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🤫

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@SARSCoV2virus Was this necessary?

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@Lpa_Doc The one that causes polycythemia or the vasoconstrictor?

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@SARSCoV2virus DEEP FAKE!

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@SARSCoV2virus The “professionals”

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@RealJakeRaske Welcome to the club brother!

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

Latest AP Poll:

Iowa is #3
Penn State is #4

Saturday will be the largest home game in Iowa City since #1 Iowa faced #2 Michigan in 1985

Goosebumps, can’t wait.

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@SARSCoV2virus @connorraske Yea, Indubitably

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@SARSCoV2virus @connorraske “IoWa JuSt HaSn’T bEeN tHe SaMe SiNcE nAtE sTaNeLy LeFt” 🥴

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Then consider the fact that many of your “essential”, front line, and healthcare workers are making less than that 🤷🏼‍♂️🧐

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Min wage
Costco: $16
Walmart: $11

Average pay
Costco: $24
Walmart: $15

Employees on food stamps (subsidized by you)
Costco: Virtually none
Walmart: More than any other company

Founder net worth
Costco: not a billionaire
Walmart: $220+ billion; up $30 billion in the pandemic

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@CroatGrant @BuschBeer Of course! Busch for the boys!

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@RealJakeRaske Very cool Jake!

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@Toddwalsh35 You knew that

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@Toddwalsh35 Not anymore

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@DegraafMitch Tried this, didnt work 😞