Cortney Shelford

I figured out my eyebrows, they’re sisters, not twins, they need to be treated as such. -Abbi

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

Having been off and on single the past few yrs I can say the dating world right now is SHIT. Not placing all the blame on any party, we can do better. But also men 🙄#WTF

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Sending memes, links, and videos to others isn't trivial. It signals that you're thinking of them and want them to share your joy.

It's known as pebbling, based on penguins gifting pebbles to potential partners.

Pebbling is an act of care. Every pebble is a bid for connection.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

Thank you, TikTok. Last night, I had a dream about encountering a bear. As expected, it was scary, but also as expected, I was completely unharmed. #manvsbear

[LiveDieLApod @LiveDieLApod]

Uncover the dark and dangerous world of Russian sexspionage. From @TenderfootTV, @iHeartPodcasts, and the creators of @LiveDieLApod comes a captivating new series. @todieforpod premieres 3/26.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Being in a bad mood is not a license to be unkind. Being sensitive is not an excuse for being abusive.

Respect is a social responsibility. Treating it as optional reveals a lack of concern for others.

A mark of character is maintaining civility when things don’t go your way.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

@ATTHelp I am going to cancel, thanks though.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

I can't with these major corporations and the sketchy billing practices. I promise you that I need that $60 more than you do. Looking at you @ATT

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

@ATTHelp I am still on a chat with an agent. It's been over an hour, not to mention the hours-long multiple calls. Thanks though

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

There have been at least 49 mass shootings in American in the first 46 days of 2024, as documented by the Gun Violence Archive.

It is the corrupting power of NRA money over one political party that stands in the way of meaningful gun reform.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

@LaVaudreuil I know :( It's so frustrating. Can't do DT again.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

Jon Stewart was not wrong. Neither one is qualified for the job. Being a liberal does not mean blinding following the only option available. Goes for both parties. We need more viable options.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

Not even Tom can ruin this for me.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden I want to believe this, but I have been unemployed since March 2023. My unemployment lasted 6 months, and I've applied to hundreds of jobs. Where is the disconnect?

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

The job market narrative is wildly different on all the things vs the media. Wildly frustrating.

Still here, still looking for work. It's crazy.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

This

[ProEvilz @ProEvilz]

@heyyitsjanea Looks really weird AF from an outside perspective, but the OA is so god damn good, one of the best shows I've seen

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

Where? But where are they? Where though?

[Democratic Coalition @TheDemCoalition]

WOW! Another 200k+ jobs added last month. Incredible.

Thats because Bidenomics works, folks.
#DemsDeliverJobsAgain

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

Why does this country hate women so much?

[no @GOOOBER12]

the very first ever postpartum depression drug was approved by the FDA today & it will cost over $34,000. up to 20% of women will develop postpartum depression within the first year of childbirth. big pharma is disgusting. thirty. four. fucking. thousand. dollars. 🙃

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

A sad day when going to @Target is a chore. A hassle. Price rung up not matching tags, checking prices while in the store on the app and getting the online price for an item in my physically hand at that moment.
Circle discounts not applying. Many basics out of stock. #target 👎

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

@PennyOnFloor @Xfinity YUP! Me too! I finally got through to someone on the phone after the chat agent said speak to someone in billing and ended the chat. Now I sit on hold for the agent to speak with a manager. Like the account is closed so don't me. Easy as that.

[Cortney Shelford @CortneyJS]

@JarettSays My eyes are wet 😂