Cortney Rogers

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Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure!

Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!

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4yo: mom, are you going out?
Me: nope
4yo: oh. Then why are you wearing clothes?

We’ve all got blind spots.

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Me: put your shoes on

4yo: I don’t like any of them. They make my pinkie toes feel weird.

Me: that means they’re too small. We’ll have to get you new ones.

4yo: new toes?! But I like these ones!

Me: you know what, that’s on me. Syntax is everything. We will get you new shoes.

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I’m married to a man that has to reset his password every single time it doesn’t auto fill for him.

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My 4yo daughter called the essential oil diffuser the “smoke confuser” and I like that better.

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I like that my kids call memorizing “rememberizing”.

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Me: whatcha doin?
4yo: I’m sleuthing. You don’t know anything about that so just don’t.

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6yo: I’m getting fancy with my pants.
@Joshuabradford : uh what does that mean?
6yo: like, I’m wearing my nice pants.
Josh: those are just jeans.
6yo: I know! Fancy!

He’s been so used to sweatpants.

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My 6-year-old thinks Lynyrd Skynyrd is called Lenny Skinny.

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I don’t know how other kids play with kinetic sand, but when Eden does a lot of people get stuck in quicksand.

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If my husband wasn’t a pastor, he would SLAY on TikTok.

I’m glad he’s a pastor.

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@Joshuabradford to me: Your emotions look like they could use a donut.

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Quit adding “Shelter In Place” to the front of your recipe name and acting like it’s a new dish. It’s not a new creation. You’re just bored.

We had Shelter In Place Soup today.

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Josh: question... how long do you want to leave this cheese on the doorknob?

Me (hollering upstairs): Eden! You left your cheese on the doorknob again!

Eden (hollering downstairs): that’s for my euoplocephalus!

Me: that’s her euoplocephalus cheese.

Josh: cool cool cool.

👍🏻😎

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6yo: sometimes I think I want to live in my own house so I can buy all the fruit snacks and chocolate milk that I want.

Me: only sometimes?

6yo: yeah and sometimes I can’t reach the toilet paper so this works out okay.

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If you’ve never army crawled out of a sleeping child’s bedroom with an obscenely accelerated heart rate are you even a parent?

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Anybody else have a special coffee order for when they are redeeming a Starbucks reward or is it just me? By the time I’m done customizing that sucker it would have cost me 8 dollars. I shake for approximately 14 hours after consumption but it’s my small act of rebellion.

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Papaw: So Judah, what do you want to be when you grow up?
J (5 yo): a police officer!
Papaw: Awesome! What about you Eden? What do you want to be when you grow up?
E (3 yo): Old.

#AttainableGoals #JudahSays #EdenSays #Realist

[Jared C. Wilson @jaredcwilson]

There comes a time when every church has to decide whether they're actually a church or a just a place where you go to get your theology petted.

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@joshuabradford : Judah keeps asking me what I’m gonna be tonight

Me: You look just like “Where’s Waldo”

Josh: I just wanted to put on an outfit I like and ended up looking like him

Me: Yeah, it’s the beanie, glasses, and striped shirt

Josh: I just think Waldo has good style