Cortney Starrett

Accidental banker who just wants to play with makeup 24/7. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Cortney Starrett @CortneyStarrett]

@thataylaa I’m curious if you’ve tried the Morphe M173 to replace your concealer brush? I recently bought one at Ulta and I think it may be similar to what you’re on the hunt for!

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

iPhone needs a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you ignoring a phone call

[Cortney Starrett @CortneyStarrett]

@SavReed10 this is me 😘😘😂 https://t.co/gkOyaoWw6U

[Kings Island @KingsIslandPR]

99 days! #KIHaunt

[Cortney Starrett @CortneyStarrett]

Ugh, day one..

[Cortney Starrett @CortneyStarrett]

I don't know about y'all, but this getting up early everyday shit is really getting old.. #Fml

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

When the teacher lets you go to the bathroom

[Cortney Starrett @CortneyStarrett]

Goal of the day: don't quit my job. #TGIF

[Cortney Starrett @CortneyStarrett]

When you find out someones been shady behind your back... Haha, that's cool sweetie, I got you. Don't you worry, I got you. 😈

[Cortney Starrett @CortneyStarrett]

Is it just me or did this weekend go by way too fast...?