Cortney

God fearing, Life saving, Home making, Semi-Crunchy Momma of Three Wildlings. Married to my best friend since 2013.

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

I am trained and certified in QPR. This means, if you or someone you know is thinking about attempting to hurt themselves, I am qualified to talk to you/them.

If you are contemplating suicide, please feel free to DM me. If I'm not readily available please dial

1-800-273-8255

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

@Evryday_mom Thank you!!!!

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

I had a great hair day and my babies wanted to take a pic with me :)

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

Nightshift plus dayshift clinical is getting to me. Woke up late for school because I slept through my alarm. Again.

Also forgot to move my scrubs to the dryer before my nap. Again.

Pray for me.

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We lost one of our OBGYNs yesterday morning. She died on the scene and I pray she suffered no pain. She was a sweet woman to her patients and nurses alike.

Fly high, Dr. O.
We will miss you.

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

Failed a test. Stan Lee died. And I thought it was @PotterlessPod week, but I was wrong.

Lord today has BLOWN.

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Pics of me at my son's 5th birthday showed me how fat I've gotten 😭😧😖

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

People who literally say, "I don't care." Or "that's a risk I'm willing to take" when I tell them the statistics on indoor tanning and melanoma literally PISS ME OFF.

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

I just need 5 more people until I get a free doorbell!! Help a girl out?
https://t.co/30SWT3MEYD

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

@dropdeapaige Our engagement and babies were big huge in your face announcements. We figured we'd move quietly after that. (We have some stuff we haven't even told family yet.)

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

1 year ago today we quietly announced that we were homeowners. 😍🏡

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

Took a play from my mom's old book and wrote rooms down on slips of paper and had everyone in the house pick from a hat.

My house is SO CLEAN!
(in less than 2 hours might I add..)

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

First load of diy laundry soap going in!!! 🤞🏻

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

@MrsWhite92013 Flashlights, batteries, a radio, water...
MEDICAL INFO CARDS!!!!!!
This is worst case scenario, but GOD FORBID y'all got separated or hurt. When it looks like it could be dangerous pin them to your children and yourself!!!

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

So I just made 640 loads of laundry detergent for $13..

2 cents a load, y'all!

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

@MrsWhite92013 Omg! Yay!!!! Why have I been such a horrible friend lately!?!?!
I didn't even know you were looking!!!

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

Kyle agreed to this in our room :)

[Cortney @Cortney_SN]

I've turned into someone who wants to put out my tree wayyy too early...

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41 days until graduation 🤗

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Literally no one cares.

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The audacity.