maybe: cort

a happy personality with a sad soul

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

Y'all I got accepted into Grad School and I think I might cry 😭🤓🎉🍾📓

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[star 🪄 lestat apologist @draculasdatter]

federal student loan payments are back 😂😂😂😂😂😂 on top of the private student loans i have 😂😂😂😂 that i’ve paid $20k on over the years 😂😂😂😂 and the balance is somehow $1k more than when it started 😂😂😂😂 i’ve been in an extreme panic for a week 😂😂😂😂🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

Ranch Dressing are not created equal. Some are perfect for salads while others are solely for dipping. iykyk

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

@daviddeweil Suits and Boots 🤠

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

If one more person tells me “Happy Mothers ‘s Day” that’s it, I’m having a baby for tax purposes.

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

At the end of a session I had a teen Client look me in eyes so sincerely and say, “you’re not young, but you give off a youthful exuberance”….I’m 28 😅

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Gonna quit my job and watch below deck all day

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

@NoahKahan Please consider doing another show in Georgia, literally anywhere. I’ll cook you dinner or at least be great company while we’re out to dinner.

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

Your dream body is not your smallest body

[SZA @sza]

Lmao watching someone become a hater cause u set a boundary is funny . Like yikes that’s what u chose ? Embarrassing

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

you feel everything and nothing all at once

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

Letting your old life go for your new one to start is wild

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

@NoahKahan I’m a little disappointed it wasn’t more

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are instead of idealizing them for what they could be.

[spicebae @spicebae_]

if i'm a lot,
go find less.
respectfully.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Sometimes it takes not getting what you think you deserve to remind you of what you truly need

[maybe: cort @Cortneyyesnou]

Houston, we have a problem and maybe it’s me.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The good die young and the shitty live forever

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I just need to focus on drinking water and avoiding men